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  1. NaffNaffBobFace

    I have invented a new drink.

    But Maynard, imagine the possibilities if we can unlock the combined potential of the Mountain Blue and the Grey Earl - That kind of power could be a force for good for all of mankind!
  2. NaffNaffBobFace

    "It’s Easier to Leave the Solar System Than to Reach the Sun"

    You probably already know this, but were you aware that the Asteroid belt, the nearest asteroid field in the solar system, has hundreds of thousands of miles between each 'roid? Scientists are more likely to send spacecraft via asteroids if they can find on on the way to where it is going...
  3. NaffNaffBobFace

    I have invented a new drink.

    I think we are opening up new and interesting areas for investigation here - technically speaking there has to be a type of tea that goes perfectly with a certain type of coffee? I can imagine it now: Cofftea, Blue-Earl-Mountain-Gray edition. If we can convince people that drinking a coffee/tea...
  4. NaffNaffBobFace

    I have invented a new drink.

    Good luck, brave adventurer. We are the brave men and women of the Cofftea.
  5. NaffNaffBobFace

    I have invented a new drink.

    It was a circular bag so I believe it was Tetleys, however there was an unopened box of PG Tips nearby but they also had a jumbo bag of Typhoo... being work, it could have been anything. Any standard British Blend will probably work wonders.
  6. NaffNaffBobFace

    No organ harvesting in medical gameplay? Rage!!!

    Whats the point in harvesting people worthless squashy bits when you can yoink the expensive technological augmentations the fools have bolted to themselves?
  7. NaffNaffBobFace

    I have invented a new drink.

    Thank you for this - I have been on a journey, and have come out of the other side a changed man... I took my first sip as NaffNaff The Grey... and emerged, after the caffeine high... NaffNaff the Brown. Because I spilled some of it down my t-shirt.
  8. NaffNaffBobFace

    I have invented a new drink.

    Cofftea appears to be a method of last resort...
  9. NaffNaffBobFace

    Fall fashion has arrived!

    Bloody nihilits ruining it for the rest of us.
  10. NaffNaffBobFace

    Convince me it's still fun

    Your crime stat comes from not landing properly - basically, you got yourself a Parking Ticket of the Future. One of the earlier 3.2 patches had a bug where you couldn't land properly so everyone got a crime stat.
  11. NaffNaffBobFace

    I have invented a new drink.

    Indubitably, my good man.
  12. NaffNaffBobFace

    I have invented a new drink.

    I... I think I can hear colours...
  13. NaffNaffBobFace

    I have invented a new drink.

    I had a spare moment at work, so made myself a warm drink, which turned out to be most unexpected. I used a quarter of a tablespoon of coffee, a teabag brewed for 3 minutes and a third of a tablespoon of sugar. I have named it 'cofftea' and it tastes most like Minestrone soup.
  14. NaffNaffBobFace

    I Got My New TEST Swag

    wing Oh! Ohmigod I think you've just come up with the best name for a TEST Covert Ops group if there ever was one... "Your Handle" Everyone in a TEST Covert Ops Team would be wearing the yellow T-shirt and have to refer to each other as "Your Handle"! Glasses with a fake nose and mustache...
  15. NaffNaffBobFace

    Fall fashion has arrived!

    Why not... yeah, they spend too much on ponchos and severed heads... but we spend too much on Jpegs... I don't think we can really comment...
  16. NaffNaffBobFace

    A disturbing coincidence

    It was my only one, though! And so is she!
  17. NaffNaffBobFace

    Greetings from Clearwater, FL!

    I bet right at that moment there was a certain Box Fish pushing the doorbell of your house with a case of beers under it's fin...
  18. NaffNaffBobFace

    A disturbing coincidence

    Thats the best way I've ever seen of saying "I dropped it in the toilet". Mrs. 'Bobface once put my phone through the washing machine. It's internal humidity went to 100% very quickly - It was okay though, it only cost £10 as did it's replacement.
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