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"Pumpkin Spice" is code for a pumpkin filled to the brim with thermite. Our Punkin Chunkers stand at the ready!

Sure, you could try a ban if you want. Good luck collecting more than 25% of what is out there. PLENTY of otherwise law abiding Americans would ignore the order to surrender their weapons and you would likely activate and swell the numbers of several of the US's many armed militias. They have...

Neither? Are hammers good or bad? What about ice-picks? The only constant truth is: People generally suck, but only a few are sucky enough to become mass murderers. A hammer that is being used to build a home for the needy is arguably good. A hammer being used to murder the needy is arguably...

haha Beggars can't be choosy, but i DO know a nice little village in Ukraine where one can purchase an RPG-7 for a decent price. Good ole soviet-era equipment always tends to fall off of trucks, I've noticed.

For this sort of thing, the kneejerk reactions from every side wears me the hell out. Europeans; You don't have to understand our affinity for guns. It is simply part of our culture, and one that we are very proud of. We don't go after YOU for your odd obsession with NON-ketchup related...

Generally, the only combat-specific function that I think the bikes would excel at is boarding something like an idris after the hangar doors get blown off. Other than that, you are on a suicide-machine (Unless you are mowing down pedestrians at Area 18)

I hope I get to land on a virtual planet before Musk lands on a real one...

Definitely a cool idea. I will be interested to see where they take it

GIB SOTS 26!!!! Will Ross and Rachel finally tie the knot? Will Jerry and Kramer finally give in to their lust for one another? Are they finally going to uncover the bunker where all the plot has been hiding on LOST?! THESE ARE THINGS I NEED TO KNOW!

I'm really hoping the character creator has enough fidelity to capture the crazy eyes in Gary Busey's haunting visage...

You could DEFINITELY goomba-stomp the shit out of some motherfuckers in that thing for SURE. Orbital Goomba-stomp will be my signature move.

I never knew I needed this in my life until just now. GIB. NOW.

I think the only thing we all want is to fight a xenomorph in a loader suit and call her a bitch. S1 weapons are unnecessary when you have clampy hands...

Hey man, whiskey dick goes both ways. Sometimes it makes you a zero, sometimes it makes you a numb hero.

Honor or dishonor aside; whiskey is what gets ya laid. (Except when it doesn't)

Do you think Santa will bring me a PTU invite? What about Satan? Shopping around for options here...

Well there's always whiskey...

On the other hand, if you gentlemen prefer a risque Banu dancer; I know a guy that can get Manute Bol down here in a groot costume. (close enough, amiright?)

It's like this ...but on your dick.