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I think the AI hasn't really changed. What IS different is the flight model. I think it keeps the Duul slower and easier to hit, as opposed to Pirate swarm, where they seem zippy and hard as hell to pop. I think ultimately this will be the balance they are looking for. Duul have a large number...

See, my stomach is constructed of Diamond and steel. You're talking to the guy who made it to minute 9 of the newest Fantastic Four movie. THAT was rough....

I would do my best to spin and roll like crazy to tangle the cables. That's how you know you were flying right. If I don't puke, it means I pussied out.

Those are cute little amature projects. What you REALLY need is this:

I just tried to use the Mandela Effect to explain to my landlord that I gave him my rent in a different reality and that it was his responsibility to locate it. On that note, anyone got a couch? Apparently this is the reality where I get evicted for being a smartass to my landlord...

This is my recurring nightmare, only in mine I am trapped to the outside of a Beerfarer keg. Doomed to drift forever, separated from my true liquid love by mere centimeters of hard steel. Brutal.

Yeah! Dicks out for s, NOW! Do it for S!

Don't be silly! WE were running the experiments on THEM, right?...Right?.....Guys?

Your profile picture has forever gained my respect and admiration. Welcome to the team!

Welcome! That cutty will serve you well in your pira-...er..."reclamation work". Good choice!

Gentlemen, I don't believe you fully realize what is at stake here. It's the flakes....They follow your mouse. This technology cannot be allowed to fall into enemy hands. We must keep it as festive as possible in these forums, indefinitely if possible. It's the only way to ensure year-round...

The crew of the Aimless is in a real pickle! Where to now, I wonder?....TO THE WRITER'S CAVE, BATMAN!

I highly doubt 2017 will bring us even half of this, but I would be ecstatic to be proven wrong....

Thanks everyone!

Good evening, my fellow TESTies. I am but a humble writer for our esteemed TESTie Times and I come with a simple request. I wrote The Aimless Expedition, which is a story currently running in The TESTie Times, and I posted it to Reddit as well today. It hasn't received many views (Posted it at a...

Me and the fiance are going to go balls-deep into my Vive for the evening, while I try going balls-deep on some whiskey and Washington greenery. 2016 was an asshole that claimed my favorite half-alien as well as my favorite princess, so I'm greeting 2017 as drunk and belligerent as possible. You...

You guys weren't kidding about those Pyroburst scattercannon things....damnnn