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  1. maynard

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    you should name your ship Moses it parted the seas
  2. maynard

    Hey fellow pilots

    it's too early for all this cheeriness and optimism I haven't had my morning coffee yet but welcome in, I suppose
  3. maynard

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    if you read and Like every post in this thread from Page One on you will achieve Enlightenment it is known
  4. maynard

    Newb here ready to be “average” for the test team!

    'average' might be a high bar to set for your fellow TESTes but welcome in, you overachiever
  5. maynard

    My Star Citizen Screenshot Contest for JANUARY is live with BIG prizes; ends Jan 25

    the only way to keep @mr-hasgaha from winning all the prizes is to have him host the contest
  6. maynard

    Inside Game is over, hosts moving to new positions in the company

    who has the better sense of humor?
  7. maynard

    Hiyjack an Idris

    I endorse this product or service 'Set the controls for the Heart of the Sun.' - Pink Floyd
  8. maynard

    Happy 2951!!!

    there will never be any bad years nine hundred years in the internet-space-pixel future
  9. maynard

    Happy New year!

    I'm stuck reliving Festivus I have so many Grievances to Air
  10. maynard

    Horrible Star Citizen Attack Piece! Be Strong!

    I'm not koalafied to judge, I have Stockholm Syndrome
  11. maynard

    Reality check on Concierge / Chairmans club and the true CIG business model

    CIG spent the money you pledged long ago, on Devs' salaries what have you done for them lately? their priority is meeting next month's payroll not hand-holding folks who contributed in the past deal with it
  12. maynard

    Time to get my head examined.

    it's been three years, and the wait just keeps getting longer relax and enjoy, you're in good company happpy third TESTiversary
  13. maynard

    Idris needs some serious balancing

    more Idrises exploding on Twitch streams = more free publicity for Star Citizen there will be many balance passes to come
  14. maynard

    [LEAK] Idris interior tour (new and updated)

    silly goose, there is no gravity In Space
  15. maynard

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    it seems that TESTicularity is a topic with real staying power * pats self on back *
  16. maynard

    Merry Xmas 2020!

    my take on 2020 bah humbug my motto for 2021 non illegitimus carborundum don't let the bastards wear you down
  17. maynard

    Star Citizen XenoThreat event delayed

    I looked at the starmap and couldn't figure out which xeno species are close to Stanton it will be a good demo/test of gameplay, but squaring it with the Lore may be problematic
  18. maynard

    New Console Coming

    this might not be fake news KFC has created a console that's more powerful than the PS5 and has a built-in 'chicken chamber' to keep your meal warm if it's real I want one
  19. maynard

    Recommended Hornet base for F7a upgrade

    merely a vanity item, like my ATI Mustang "The F7A upgrade does not change the base stats of the Hornet. It does not activate additional hardpoints or engine capacity. "
  20. maynard

    Please don't like my thread-campaign

    shitpost du jour Testicular compression during exercise: serum testosterone levels "...we subjected 14 male volunteers to mechanical testicular compression via a pneumatic cuff..." TESTicularity FTW !!
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