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Sounds awesome! What ships do you think you will use?

Should I ever make my way southeast, I will visit TEST Northwest.

When you fly into a black hole you make Montoya cry tears of joy!

Though less widely used, malaria is also an acceptable stress test for the liver!

Ooooo, this I had not considered. Well played! You get to just look like a rich a-hole cavorting around when in fact you're hiding a secret X'ian creature from their zoo planets worth a load of cash.

What I like about you is that you're from Missouri. What I love about you is *drunken rambling*

The Vega sector asteroid belt could use some more brave pilots to play hide and drink!

Is crit juice produced from a critical success or a critical fail. INQUIRING MINDS!

Give a boy a fish and he can trade it for some personal information. Teach a boy to phish and they will have all the personal info they'll ever need!

Mmm 2400 baud dial-up modem action. I breeeyaiyaiayaiakkkkrrrrrzznnnnnnn the days.

Come find me in the Vega asteroid belt when PU comes up. I'll be the vehicle "parked" by a dwarf planet with my engines destroyed. Nailed it.

No ships, no problem! Mo ships, mo problems.

If you need a comatose co-pilot on your Aquila you should find many to choose from among our illustrious ranks. I'd offer to do it myself, but you can find someone drunker for sure.

I like that you chose to call us pilots, it takes away the sting of smashing into asteroids on the daily.

I look forward to exploring the bottom of many bottles with you in the coming years!

I hope to have many embarrassing drunken moments. Hopefully you are part of them!

Hey we speak two languages here: whatever language you prefer and DRUNK whatever language you prefer. Я не говорю Испанский язик, lo siento.

Hey there, if you want drunken shenanigans, we can play asteroid field chicken. The winner is everyone.

Soon we shall be in space together. If you should need to find me, I'll be parked next to an asteroid taking a piss behind it. Is it just me or is it cold out here?

High Admiral? What is thy bidding, my master...