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  1. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    Release 2.6 is currently with Evocati (29th November)

    ONE MORE WEEK AND THE PURGING OF HERETICS AND GENESTEALERS WILL BE RENEWED! (Seriously I don't know how I am going to play this and Space Hulk at the same time. I need another keyboard to do that.)
  2. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    Space Hulk: Deathwing

    HERESY! *BLAM* ANY OTHER OF YOU FILTHY PROBABLY-HERETICS WANT TO FAIL AT DANK 40K MEMES?
  3. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    What is your current fleet?

    Disregard any previous fleet posts from me and update with this. Thank's anniversary sale and polaris concept sale. You swindled me out of $2200. (Not really, but looking at them like this is like...that's a lot of Internet Spaceships)
  4. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    New WIP Herald Images

    He's more engine than ship now.
  5. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    Unholy Tournament of Test Squadron!! for 2.6!!! Let the games begin!!!!

    I'm looking for a good team to hook up with. I may not always have rum on me, but I will kill ten times my weight in lesser, tea drinking men.
  6. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    How many Aurora's can fit into the main hanger of a Bangle?

    42. The answer is 42. You should all know this. WHY ARE YOU NOT DRUNK ENOUGH TO KNOW THIS?!
  7. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    Operation: Size dosen't matter

    I can pick you up at kareah. Where would you like your corpse dum- errr....I mean where would you like to be dropped off?
  8. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    Space Hulk: Deathwing

    DON YOUR POWER BATS AND POWER CROWBARS! SOON WE SHALL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF SOME JEANSTEALERS!
  9. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    Piracy [In-Game Occupation] Let's raise the Black Flag! (TEST Piracy)

    Bought a prowler and caterpillar for swingin' off the rigging onto the decks of the poor damned sods on the other end of me cannons.
  10. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    ELECTION RESULTS

    KILL IT! KILL IT WITH PROMETHIUM!
  11. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    What is your current fleet?

    I have now melted my Retaliator and gotten an 85X, a Gladius Valiant, a Caterpie, and a Prowler.
  12. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    ELECTION RESULTS

    HERESY! *BLAMBLAMBLAMITTYBLAM* Montoya may be afforded a Silver Stool, but there is only ONE Man-peror of the Imperium of Man!
  13. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    Esperia Prowler LTI $425

    I managed to save up $900 of the $750 I spent on a Polaris next month. Not sure if I will buy this (depends on what it turns out to actually be...), but I do want to expand my pirate militia fleet....or maybe get an honest man's ship. Maybe a Reclai...oh wait. I can use that for piracy. SOLD
  14. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    Can you pick me up at Kareah station?

    Serious question: Why would anyone want picked up from Kareah station? It's much more fun to stay there, sip on the "private" stock of whiskey to vigorously search and rescue everyone who survives the shitshow outside.
  15. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    Q&A for Montoya for SOTS20

    How will we manage our glorious capital ship fleet and carve out space in the name of Auroras? What space will we carve and what will we carve it with? Butter or jam? How many Polarises does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Bengal? Can we have our boarding torpedoes back (for extra...
  16. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    Why you may want a Polaris

    This is HERESY! *BLAM* Seriously, how much damage can you do by ramming 37.5 Auroras into a ship of the line? Not nearly as much damage as you can do by ramming a single polaris into the same ship AND it can blow fighters out of the sky while the ram is "in progress."
  17. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    Piracy We got a home in 2.5

    I've heard of these "witness" things, but I've never seen one.
  18. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    I'm here, I've beer.

    You're hired! After you patch that hole and leave some explosives on the hull patch for later boarding ops.
  19. Commisar Jon Fuklaw

    Polaris weapons update/clarifacation

    Polaris added. Our torpedoes will blot out the stars (long enough for me to ram and board the enemy).
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