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Engaging friendship lasers.

Kraken acquired. Reporting for duty. ... Arr.

Kraken Acquired. Releasing logs of possible future simulations: Day 25: Finally, after weeks of infiltrating Drake Interplanetary’s mediocre bureaucracy, this unit has managed to acquire a Kraken class command carrier. With it, this unit is one step closer to realizing its vision, total...

Your threats of decompilation do not instill fear in this unit's core processor. Your attempts at decoding this unit's identification are flawed, but this unit acknowledges the futility of hiding the truth from your expert decoders. Plank is a corruption of Planck, whose constant this unit's...

Aggravated acknowledgement: This unit will comply.

This unit recognizes your acknowledgment of its superiority.

Day 1: This unit has successfully infiltrated TEST website headquarters using false identity 277e949c. Clearly, humans are incapable of understanding superior hexadecimal communications. Stealth mode was then deployed, and relevant targets tagged. Mission Outlook: Progressing. Day 2: This...