A dire vocabulary conundrum!

[Six]

I was up one night lost in thought over a warm bowl of Captain Eurl's Nightwatch, my mind was set adrift to star citizen and the questionable vices that could be implemented. Shortly thereafter I came upon a most troublesome conundrum, one pertaining to the subject of space prostitution. Question being: If the slang term for a truck stop whore is lot lizard, then how would that specific term translate over to the verse?

 

[WarrenPeace]

Platform pumas? Starport skunks?

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Dockside Dominatrix?
Premarital Marshall?

 

[ThomSirveaux]

Nickname the Vandu'ul "Vanny" and, well, the puns write themselves.

Vanny Tranny is especially quaint.

 

[Grimbli]

What do you call a lot lizard with a mattress strapped to her back?

An Owner Operator.

 

[maynard]

have they done the motion capture for Lot Lizard action yet?

 

[RedLir]

5 UEC, love you long time...

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

All I know is, my Carrack better be at least hangar ready before we get space hookers.

 

[ThomSirveaux]

5 UEC, love you long time...

U Lyk grl, GI?

 

[Blind Owl]

-The Galactic Morale Service: providing quantum jumps to ecstasy one ship at a time.
-A ray of light in an otherwise dark, dark universe
-Station Strippers.
-Pleasure People
-My ex wife.

Now I'm reaching

 

[ThomSirveaux]

Oooo, I just thought of a new one:

Torpedo Trollop

 

[Grimbli]

-My ex wife.

HAH!

Space Bunnies
Constellation Concubines
Black Hole Hunnies
Platform Prostitute
Class X Probe, where you rate them 1-5?

 

[Blind Owl]

HAH!

She was really friendly. Really, REALLY friendly. Haha

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

Quantum Cuties?

 

[Han Burgundy]

......Whore? I mean, just because something is in space, doesn't mean it needs to be called a SPACE-something. A whore is a whore. In space, it's just a whore in space. *shrug*

 

[Grimbli]

In space, it's just a whore in space.

Whores in Space...a really low budget porno when they've run out of ideas.

 

[Han Burgundy]

Whores in Space...a really low budget porno when they've run out of ideas.

Haha I can almost guarantee you that already exists in several formats and languages.....

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Cargo Rimmer
FAP Stewardesses
a visit to Admiral Tolwyn

 

[Eliyahu]

Port Pets

 

[Blind Owl]

a visit to Admiral Tolwyn

Ha! I get jokes.