Suddenly I'm thirsty ... and I could tell when I'm getting drunk from the geiger counter in that old box my wife's grandfather had that is now occupying a place in the garage with old tools. It's use was oil well related. during the 80' and 90's. Nuclear vodka and a well aged geiger counter ... Sounds like an adventure.
Im sure that you won't need a glow in the dark feature until after its processed through the kidneys and into the bladder. Just imagine how useful it will be to not have to turn on the lights in the bathroom