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[Houler]

Evening all

So I may be new here, but I never pass up the opportunity to make some propaganda. Unfortunately my poster-making skills are the equivalent of a drunken panda's, so I'll leave that to the more qualified MS Paint crew (of which there seem to be many).

I'm here asking if there is anyone among you who's interested in helping me write a TEST cover of Katy Perry's 'Firework' - and before you disown me, yes it's an awful song, but lyrics-wise it's perfect for SC mutilation.

So there. That's all folks. Post below if you want to lend a hand with the lyrics, offer up a verse or two, or if you're reproductive organs are on the inside and you want to to be the voice in everyone's ear, speak up! This ain't my first rodeo, but even I draw the line when it comes to actually singing it aloud on the interweb.

Houler

 

[Houler]

What the fuck guys? It's been twenty minuets and I'm down another three beer! Help a poor bastard out! :D

[In Progress Rendition #4]

Do you ever feel, like a drunken man
drifting through the verse, you're getting shot again?
Do you ever feel, feel alone in-game
like the drunken man, men who feel the same.

Do you ever feel, already outclassed-chose Aurora
It's awesome but it's just not enough
Do you know that there's, there's a squad for you
'cause there's a drink in you

You just gotta ignore the hate and let 'em whine
So own the sky with TEST Squadron

'Cause baby we're all drunk pilots!
Come n' share that casual love
Make em go oh God no
As we overtake their try-hard world!

baby we're all drunk pilots!
Come n' show that casual love
Make em go oh God no
As we overtake their try-hard world!

Boom boom boom
'splosions brighter than the moon moon moon!

 

[honcho12]

I'll just go ahead and listen to firework on repeat until I can help!

I'd use 'drunken' instead of 'plastic'

And for the chorus:
Make em go oh god no
As you crash into the flagship(kingship?) bridge

Spoiler: Lyrics of original for reference

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel, feel so paper thin
Like a house of cards, one blow from caving in?

Do you ever feel already buried deep six feet under?
Screams but no one seems to hear a thing
Do you know that there's still a chance for you
'Cause there's a spark in you?

You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July

'Cause, baby, you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colours burst
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe

You don't have to feel like a wasted space
You're original, cannot be replaced
If you only knew what the future holds
After a hurricane comes a rainbow

Maybe a reason why all the doors are closed
So you could open one that leads you to the perfect road
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will glow
And when it's time you'll know

You just gotta ignite the light and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July

'Cause, baby, you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colours burst
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe

Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
It's always been inside of you, you, you
And now it's time to let it through-ough-ough

'Cause, baby, you're a firework
Come on, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y

Baby, you're a firework
Come on, let your colours burst
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe

Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon

 

[Houler]

What the fuck guys? It's been twenty minuets and I'm down another three beer! Help a poor bastard out! :D


"Do you ever feel like a drunken man
drifting through the verse, you're getting shot again?
Do you ever feel, feel alone in-game
like the drunken man, we who feel the same.

Do you ever feel, already outclassed-chose Aurora
awesome but it's just not enough\
Do you know that there's, there's a squad for you"

Edited!
I'll add, edit, subtract and booloogify the song in my first post. What you see is what we got so far. See something you want to add/change? let us know below and become a part of it.

 

[honcho12]

Do you ever feel like a drunken man
drifting through the verse, you're getting shot again?
Do you ever feel, feel alone in-game
like the drunken man, men who feel the same.

Do you ever feel, already outclassed-chose Aurora
awesome but it's just not enough\
Do you know that there's, there's a squad for you
'cause there's a drink in you

You just gotta ignore the hate and let 'em whine
Just own the sky with a 5th of whisky

'Cause baby you're a bad pilot
Come on show your love for TEST
Make em go oh god no
As you crash into the flagship bridge


And at the end, boom boom boom, you crashed into the moon moon moon

 

[Houler]

Love it! Here's my rebuttal. Let's hear what you think!

Do you ever feel, like a drunken man
drifting through the verse, you're getting shot again?
Do you ever feel, feel alone in-game
like the drunken man, men who feel the same.

Do you ever feel, already outclassed-chose Aurora
awesome but it's just not enough\
Do you know that there's, there's a squad for you
'cause there's a drink in you

You just gotta ignore the hate and let 'em whine
Just own the sky with TEST Squadron

'Cause baby we're all drunk pilots!
Come n' show that casual love
Make em go oh god no
As we overtake their world!

baby we're all drunk pilots!
Come n' show that casual love
Make em go oh god no
As we overtake their world!