I can't think of a thread name.

[Barthanes]

Who: BarthanesGraves (thats me)
How: I bought an Aurora, saw some dude's signature and decided "well gee, this ship looks like its made of paste and tinfoil, safety in numbers I guess?"
Why: Because I want to.
What was the first game you ever played: STOP STARING AT ME!!!

 

[Montoya]

Looks like this man is the advanced scout that we were looking for!

 

[Flipper]

Who: BarthanesGraves (thats me)
How: I bought an Aurora, saw some dude's signature and decided "well gee, this ship looks like its made of paste and tinfoil, safety in numbers I guess?"
Why: Because I want to.
What was the first game you ever played: STOP STARING AT ME!!!

Bit vague on the details here o_O

 

[Magnumag]

Looks like this man is the advanced scout that we were looking for!

Yeah... Very advanced hehe

 

[Barthanes]

*edit
Kirk or Picard:
Commissar Fucklaw (because fuck star trek)

 

[Wardak]

Sounds like this person wouldn't give any info if tortured. Welcome friend.

 

[Barthanes]

give us all serial numbers and i would stick to article V paragraph A of the United States Armed Forces code of conduct
(even got a fancy quote)
"a. When questioned, should I become a prisoner of war, I am required to give name, rank, service number, and date of birth. I will evade answering further questions to the utmost of my ability. I will make no oral or written statements disloyal to my country and its allies or harmful to their cause."

 

[starkestrel]

We lost our Kerbal. Color me sad.