I find them quite restrictive when I'm slurping down some Strawberry Quick™
My mom used to make me wear them around the house. She told me that they made me a handsome lad, and she was right. Ahhh, how I miss mom. She was the unfortunate victim of an out of control Hornet that crashed into our living pod. My helmet saved me, but it couldn't save mom. Damn helmet. Ever since, I've had a burning hatred of them. I've sacrificed my handsome look to champion the freedom from helmets.
If helmets are not a requirement, please accept my application to join. I bring with me excellent Strawberry Quick™ making skills.
Your's truly,
Kessel Runner
PS: Please don't mind the cuts and bruises on my head.
PSS: Han shot first.
My mom used to make me wear them around the house. She told me that they made me a handsome lad, and she was right. Ahhh, how I miss mom. She was the unfortunate victim of an out of control Hornet that crashed into our living pod. My helmet saved me, but it couldn't save mom. Damn helmet. Ever since, I've had a burning hatred of them. I've sacrificed my handsome look to champion the freedom from helmets.
If helmets are not a requirement, please accept my application to join. I bring with me excellent Strawberry Quick™ making skills.
Your's truly,
Kessel Runner
PS: Please don't mind the cuts and bruises on my head.
PSS: Han shot first.
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