If the Patch notes were role played

[Black Sunder]

The Original:

*Introduced a volatile mineable ore

We have introduced Quantainium ore which is available throughout the universe. Quantainium is highly unstable and once mined the player will need to use care in how they transport it and how long they take to transport it. Any impact will cause it to degrade and the ore will also degrade over time. Once it degrades to a certain extent it will be in danger of exploding. When it becomes dangerous the player will receive a visual/audio warning and will have the option to eject all cargo. Failing to eject risks ship damage and destruction. Given the risk, successful delivery of quantainium will be a lucrative endeavor.

The Awesome:

*Introduced a new enemy class

From deep in the Stanton System's Aaron Halo Asteroid Belt comes the Quantainium Defenders of The Great Asteroid Menace. Intelligence has sighted these new enemies dropping on all moons and planets in the 'verse. Quantainium Defenders are highly unstable and care must be taken to safely secure the corpse for study by our Top Men™. Any hull impact will cause the corpse to degrade faster and the limbs will also degrade over time regardless. Once the corpse degrades to a certain extent it will be in danger of exploding as a last FU to our stalwart fighters. This must not be allowed to happen! However, when it becomes too dangerous to hold on to the Raider will receive a visual/audio warning and will have the option to eject all cargo. Failing to eject the now bloated and glowing corpse risks ship damage and destruction. Given the risk, successful delivery of a Quantainium Defender corpse will be a lucrative endeavor.