Introduction

[Vash]

Hi I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III, or you just call me Vash.
I'm from Brazil and I really want to know more about the Test squad plans for the game and the community
I brought one 325A and have acess to arena commander.
Don’t hesitate to call me if you need some pew pew help in vandull swarm




Test Squadron Best Squadron

 

[JoeCool4433]

Welcome to TEST!

 

[maynard]

I'm exhausted from trying to read that name

I need a nap

 

[WarrenPeace]

Welcome to TEST, tl;dr aka Vash!

 

[Dortz]

I could do quite a lot with 60 million double dollars...

 

[Shrapnelface]

Hello internet, I'm new to this test team. Do we have a Big Test Icicles squardon?

 

[CrashMan054]

Welcome to TEST, love the name!

 

[Drewscifer]

Wow... that whole thing is your name? I'm gonna call you Bert.

 

[Captain Easy]

We come aboard.... umm...ahhh.aaa...

Vash! Welcome aboard Vash. Whew!

 

[Vash]

Thanks Guys!

PS: Where is the beer?

 

[Gorshum]

Love and peace! Vash the Stampede, an absolutely perfect fit for test! We welcome your inadvertent wanton destruction! Beer is in the fridge (and everywhere else really), so have a seat, take a drink, and let's fly!

 

[Dalarast]

Vash... welcome to Test! Not happy with Brazil right now as Gabriel Medina is really f'ing up my fantasy surfing roster this year. But I will not let surfing come between us...

as I demand the secret recipe to making a GOOD caipirinha drink. I have access to cachaca back home and it has always tasted like limey throwup....

Need this in my cockpit ---->

 

[Vash]

well soo.. behold! the ultimate caipirinha mixer!

I'll buy one and try to fit in my ship
maybe we can do this on the Montoya ship :rolleyes:




Spoilers: yes, its a washing machine.

 

[WarrenPeace]

Is that Portuguese? I can almost understand it, but not quite, and it's driving me bonkers.

 

[Dalarast]

Sooooo... how did he get that goodness out of the washer? Need's a faucet at the bottom ;)

 

[Vash]

Yes this is portuguese :D
In fact that's the pipe to the outlet water and maybe just maybe he now need to buy a new one haha