Is this bench taken?

[CrudeSasquatch]

I have found a nice empty room full of tables and chairs.
I enter the room, and order a pitcher of beer from the vendor machine.
I drink it.
I sleep on table.

 

[Blind Owl]

Quiet around here. 'Cept for that dude snoring on the table over there. He must've drunk too much Bud Lite.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Don't rouse the bear!

 

[William]

Anyone got a sharpie? I don't take kindly to Bud Lite drinkers around here.

 

[Arrangingstars]

Anyone got a sharpie? I don't take kindly to Bud Lite drinkers around here.

I am all about this - I need a Sharpie too!!

 

[CosmicTrader]

I would rather have the beer.

 

[Wolf Lord Caldersson]

I am all about this - I need a Sharpie too!!

You have enough on your face already.

 

[MzHartz]

No worries all.
*pulls a sharpie from her pocket*
I always come prepared.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

People have returned to the mess hall! Quick I must find pants!
OMG someone drew things on my face! Good thing I can use this Bud Lite someone left around to wash my face, because it's basically water.

 

[Barthanes]

*Pulls out commissariat issue big block sharpie*

 

[Black Sunder]

I walk into the room and instantly see HERESY! to be PURGEd! There are only 6 bottles of beer out instead of 7.

 

[MzHartz]

Here Sunder, you can have mine. I've got some tequila in my flask.

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

*Staggers into room in heavy outlaw armor and fuzzy bunny slippers* Where do you guys keep the milk?...and who drew the kitty face on the Sasquatch?