Jacob Valance

Jacob Valance

Lieutenant
May 13, 2014
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85
RSI Handle
Jacob Valance
Officer Record


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Name: Jacob Valance


Rank: Unknown


Joined: 06/02/2214


Security Clearance: XXXXXXXXX


Biography


Was found floating in an stasis pod. At first believed himself to be a 18th century military commander and would often yell at the crew to “FORM LINES DAMN IT”. After 5 years of psychiatric treatment has accommodated himself to modern times. During that time it was discovered he had no known record in the galaxy and he his surprisingly similar in appearance to Frederick the Great. Despite all of this Jacob is a strategic genius and loves to play boardgames with crews.


Commanders Notes:


-Great Strategist

-Never play boargames with him

-underpressure occasionally uses archaic terms like port and starboard


Medical Report


Blood type: B


Height: 5’ 10”


Age: unknown, estimated 32


Sex: Bearded


Sobriety: Doesn’t drink


Fitness Grade: Q


Mental Fitness: A


Citations:


Managed to organize and defend a colony from ground invasion. Outnumbered 10-1. Managed to get all of the people on station killed while pickpocketing them and held off attack. Given medal.


Found a flaw in perimeter defenses and decided to exploit it for fun. Has done this at least 30 times.


Disciplinary Notes


Killed Over 300 of own personal to show failures in defenses. Command decided that it was a valuable learning experience for crews.


Also tends to steal money from crews. Illegal boardgame operations run in fleet.


Caught pickpocketing superior officers several times.
 
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