Officer Record: AstroGimp01

AstroGimp01

Space Marshal
Jan 31, 2016
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AstroGimp01
Officer Record

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Name: J’onn ‘AstroGimp’ J’onnz

Rank: Civilian Contractor

Joined: 01/25/2952

Security Clearance: Above Top Secret Sensitive-Compartmentalized, possibly revoked

Biography:
Had first spacecraft ride at 3 years old and was hooked but had been born with a club foot to a poor family on Mars. During an attempt to correct the birth defect, the SurgeryBot at the Low Cost Med Center accidentally amputated his right foot. He was fitted with a basic prosthesis and learned to walk again. Earned initial flight crew qualification while working as pizza delivery guy and going to University at U of M - Olympus Mons, went on to become a Reliability and Safety Engineer working for Aegis, RSI and eventually Consolidated Outland working his way up through management. Negotiated the release of an experimental CNOU Mustang Beta and flies it as his personal fighter/space camper. Despite his level of success and income has refused to have a limb replacement and continues to wear an old school artificial leg as a reminder of his tough childhood. Lost spouse and child to an unprovoked pirate attack near Terra 3 years ago. Resigned his position at Consolidated, liquidated his home and other holdings and using his connections purchased a potentially modified RSI Constellation Gun Boat and has joined with a group of ne’er do wells to seek his revenge. Spends an inordinate amount of time at the firing range and in the Arena Commander sim.

Commanders Notes:
Really seems to have some kind of pathological problem with Pirates unless they are on his side. Seems like a good guy but might have a real mean streak. Rumored to have epic collection of 20th and 21st century Earth rock and roll and computer games.

Medical Report:

Blood type: Red

Height: 6’ 2”

Age: 40…..something

Sex: Yes please

Sobriety: Not sure why he is in TEST Squadron, does not appear to drink and spelling is pertty good

Fitness Grade: A-

Mental Fitness: Refused to take the test on the grounds he might incriminate himself

Citations:
Double parked Mustang Beta in a No Parking Zone at a Cry-Astro, later dismissed when he presented his handicapped parking placard, ended up spending night in jail anyway after he pounded the desk with his artificial leg and told the Judge ‘it’s as wooden as your head’ when asked what his handicap was – the prosecutor remains in counseling but is expected to make a full recovery someday.

Disciplinary Notes:
Has been written up 42 times for betting others he can kick their ass from across the room without standing up, and then collecting after removing his prosthesis and throwing it at them. Current winnings estimated at in excess of 920,000 UEC.
 
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