Officer Record
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Name: Shrimgod Cosby
Rank: Unknown
Joined: Unclear
Security Clearance: Basic
Biography
According to him, he is a native of "shoobydoobopland", where he is revered as a "God of Shrim", hence his name. Joined Test Squadron so he can "crash things into other things", because it was his "Divine Right". However, it has been the case that while in the cockpit, he's not inept. Although he does tend to spout profanity and gibberish into the comms channel while doing so.
Commanders Notes:
"I'm not sure if he's drunk, high or always like that..."
Medical Report
Blood type: He claims B+, but only because he likes the pun. Is actually O+
Height: 6'
Age: 3715, looks 25
Sex: "Only if you're a doctorate in Origami and have a wooden peg leg... Then I'll consider it..."
Sobriety: "We'll see him have a couple beers once in a while, but he never seems to over indulge..."-anonymous
Fitness Grade: A
Mental Fitness: For some unknown reason, he passed with an A-
Citations:
No special commendations, he did fly an entire mission with only his feet at the controls once though...
Disciplinary Notes
Scolded for chopping an enemy pilot's hands off during a boarding session, and forcing him to fly the vessel while screaming into the comms channel "Hey, Mom! Look! No hands!"
Will brush off any Superior Officer when discussing the penalties for reckless flying.
#winning
Name: Shrimgod Cosby
Rank: Unknown
Joined: Unclear
Security Clearance: Basic
Biography
According to him, he is a native of "shoobydoobopland", where he is revered as a "God of Shrim", hence his name. Joined Test Squadron so he can "crash things into other things", because it was his "Divine Right". However, it has been the case that while in the cockpit, he's not inept. Although he does tend to spout profanity and gibberish into the comms channel while doing so.
Commanders Notes:
"I'm not sure if he's drunk, high or always like that..."
Medical Report
Blood type: He claims B+, but only because he likes the pun. Is actually O+
Height: 6'
Age: 3715, looks 25
Sex: "Only if you're a doctorate in Origami and have a wooden peg leg... Then I'll consider it..."
Sobriety: "We'll see him have a couple beers once in a while, but he never seems to over indulge..."-anonymous
Fitness Grade: A
Mental Fitness: For some unknown reason, he passed with an A-
Citations:
No special commendations, he did fly an entire mission with only his feet at the controls once though...
Disciplinary Notes
Scolded for chopping an enemy pilot's hands off during a boarding session, and forcing him to fly the vessel while screaming into the comms channel "Hey, Mom! Look! No hands!"
Will brush off any Superior Officer when discussing the penalties for reckless flying.