Record: Kurt Metzler

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Jun 8, 2014
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Name: Kurt Metzler

Rank: Dumb Ensign (That's a technical term)

Joined: Some time during the night

Security Clearance: Classified

Biography
A generally upstanding officer prone to over excitement.

Commanders Notes:

Has the most neurotically maintained vehicle service crew has ever seen

Medical Report
Possible tank fetish
Blood type: B+

Height: 6 foot tall with shoes on!

Age: 22

Sex: Are you kidding?

Sobriety: X

Fitness Grade: B

Mental Fitness: A++

Citations:
Voluntarily cleans head with a toothbrush.

Disciplinary Notes
Started with tanks in the Marine Corps, was transferred to Navy Air Assets after driving off the tank course and going to the Space Burgerdrive through
 
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