Reporting for meat shield duty.

[Crypsis.Predator]

Last thing I remember was traveling into a C4 wormhole from the New Eden galaxy. I woke up with my pants down in a space station I've never heard of before. With what I hope isn't permanent marker of a quote on my ass that reads:

"What happens in Port Olistar,

stays in Port Olistar"​

Password: 231110-050413​

Apparently I crashed my Hound in an asteroid belt named Yela. On the bright side I somehow managed to win an Aurora LN in a game of strip poker. She said I should stick around. So I think I will.

 

[mromutt]

Welcome aboard!

 

[Mirax Arneau]

Ah yes, a fellow Meatshield, Welcome to the TEST division of the Imperial Guard, were we hold the line (or get ground to hamburger) in the name of our Immortal Emperor Montoya! Welcome to TEST!

 

[WarrenPeace]

Welcome to TEST! Just be glad it wasn't a tattoo.

 

[CosmicTrader]

Welcome to TEST SQUADRON - BEST SQUADRON.

 

[Crake]

Welcome stranger!

 

[Grimbli]

Welcome! I will be your personal medic, or laugh at your death and post video. Depending on your skill.

 

[AstroGimp01]

Fear not fellow Noob, you have landed at the best squardon, TEST Squadron. Your meat shield will be appreciated, and enjoyed with BBQ sauce once charred with glorious cannon fire.

'Gimp

 

[Xian-Luc Picard]

After sending waves and waves of my own men in their Auroras to burn up and blot out the sun, I will be needing new men to finish the job! Welcome and goodbye. Your sacrifice will surely be forgotten as my statue is built from the remains of your ship.

 

[Grimbli]

After sending waves and waves of my own men in their Auroras to burn up and blot out the sun, I will be needing new men to finish the job! Welcome and goodbye. Your sacrifice will surely be forgotten as my statue is built from the remains of your ship.

Under him every mission is a suicide mission!

 

[Blind Owl]

Welcome aboard. No pants? You'll fit right in. TEST Squadron, BEST squardon

 

[GeneticPredator]

Welcome to TEST!

 

[ThomSirveaux]

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[Stalinator]

WELCOME TO TEST

What ship do you have?

What Ship do you want?

What ship do you want to ram?

Any questions?

 

[Black Sunder]

I like this new member introduction....a lot.

Welcome aboard.