Star Citizen Song Dedication Thread

Patrick Spaceman

Grand Admiral
Oct 4, 2020
603
2,124
1,000
RSI Handle
Patrick_Spaceman
Similar to one seen on Spectrum....


TISM - The Men's Room

Fucking kids are whingeing (The Backers)
They can’t get a job;
The photocopy repair man (Guy who installed the office "Space Door" who sued them)
Is a smarmy smartarse knob;
I’ve been running this office (CRoberts)
For so long I can’t recall -
I’ve gone and pissed thirty years
Up against a wall.

I’ve gone and pissed thirty years up against a wall.
I’ve gone and pissed thirty years up against a wall.

"Good morning Mr. Jenkins," (Croberts)
The office girls all say; (Office girls, except Sandi)
"Gentlemen," I tell the board, (Dev's)
"The agenda for today?" (The Corsair will have asymmetrical wings)
I play the part so desperately (I need money)
Because the truth so appalls: (Spent too much on the office "Space Door")
I’ve gone and pissed thirty years
Up against a wall.

The fingers that knot my tie
Are fat with some success; (At least i'm not Derek Smart)
They tremble - still so slightly, (Remember meeting my wife, when she was shooting tickle-porn in Ortwins' basement)
So far only I notice:
In the far off wilderness
A lone hyena calls: (Derek Smart)
I’ve gone and pissed thirty years
Up against a wall.

Off I go to the men’s room
For the seventh time today:
My bladder no longer hears me,
No matter what I say.
I count the tiles in front of me,
And wait for the trickle to fall:
I’ve gone and pissed thirty years
Up against a fucking wall.

I’ve gone and pissed thirty years up against a wall

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mD4RHRHCaQ
 
Last edited:
Forgot your password?