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Crake

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Figured we should centralize this and post our lovely survivors and dinos in one place. Hopefully this is the right subforum, Shive said it was ok so blame him.

The early days, shortly before I accidentally harvested into his foot and he went on a rampage destroying everything I loved.


First big tame


Aren't I cute


New best pal, a man and his dog
 
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Crake

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RIP pal and interceptor, we didn't see that giganotosaurus coming :(


Pal won't be forgotten, but Pal 2.0 will be even better than the original


Now we just need a new predator to complete the team once again..
 

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I downloaded this game yesterday because all you guys are playing it and I want to look cool too!

$12 on Humblebundle if you subscribe for the monthly, as soon as you pay you can download it then remove your monthly subscription.

Upon spawning in, I saw some guy unconscious or dead.. I dont know...

I figured out how to look at his stuff, so I took his pants and rag shirt.

Then the guys in chat said I should go punch trees, so I did, but a dinosaur come along and pooped this huge turd, so I took it.

Looking around I saw more turds, so I picked those up too.

Then I died because I was hungry.

So far this is the dumbest game ever, you run around collecting dinosaur poop and then die from starvation.

Im not seeing the appeal here, you guys are all retarded!
 
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You've got the gist of it!

Now you busy need to figure out how to die other ways, including:

- dehydration
- suffocation
- being impaled
- falling
- being eaten
- burning
- punching a bronto
- egg thievery
- falling asleep
- poisoned by scorpion or boa
- knocked unconscious by frog or patchy
- falling thru the world

I'm sure there are many more. :)
 
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