The blinky flashy things are still red, the fires out though. You need a pilot?

[Mike]

I am Task Force DANGER

- A good reason why we should accept you in four sentences or less
1)I excel at DANGER, DRINKING, and DANGER, also, commas.
2)I am a Pilot blessed with reasonable luck.
3)I drive a Constellation and own a dedicated towel.
4)Beer runs are on me.

Do you have any special skill set or talent that can benefit our noble goal of galactic conquest? Let us know!

My sentences sentence for themselves I think.

 

[chrizz]

welcome :D

 

[Shive]

another bear-beer pls

 

[JoeCool4433]

Welcome to TEST!

Is your middle name Danger, too?

 

[BluChew]

4)Beer runs are on me.

You had me at beer runs... *opens arms for a hug* Welcome to TEST friend!

 

[Walex]

I am Task Force DANGER

- A good reason why we should accept you in four sentences or less
1)I excel at DANGER, DRINKING, and DANGER, also, commas.
2)I am a Pilot blessed with reasonable luck.
3)I drive a Constellation and own a dedicated towel.
4)Beer runs are on me.

Do you have any special skill set or talent that can benefit our noble goal of galactic conquest? Let us know!

My sentences sentence for themselves I think.

I'm glad you're not blessed with extraordinary luck. Winning the lottery everyday would get old after a while I imagine...

You also have a penchant for grammar, we have the same ship, and you own the most important thing for traveling the univerise, so we're going to be pals! :D

Also you are a godsend if you make beer runs!

Welcome to TEST!

Is your middle name Danger, too?

Are you also related to Carlos Danger?
http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/8gfhbd/one-crazy-summary---carlos-danger