Where you from stranger?
The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Sorry couldn't resist. I currently live near Phoenix AZ
What drew you to Star Citizen?
I figure nobody is going to let me drive a real space ship any time soon, let alone shoot at other peoples space ships. so this will have to do.
What do you look forward to most in Star Citizen? (PVP, Exploration, etc)
All of it. I'm not really sure what I want to do when the game goes live. As more is added to the game I will try out more features. I 'll figure it out sooner or later.
What was the first game you remember playing?
Dig Dug
What other games do you play?
Lately, I haven't been playing much. Had to go through training for a new job and just finished rebuilding my PC after my old mobo tapped out. Just been getting back into it here the last couple of months.
How did you first hear about Test Squadron and what convinced you to join?
I joined Star Citizen in 2014 and by that time Test was already one of the largest Orgs. I want to join because I always want to have something to do in the game. I figure if I am part of some of the larger more active orgs then there will be people to play with when I'm on.
Picard or Kirk?
I gotta go with Captin' K
The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Sorry couldn't resist. I currently live near Phoenix AZ
What drew you to Star Citizen?
I figure nobody is going to let me drive a real space ship any time soon, let alone shoot at other peoples space ships. so this will have to do.
What do you look forward to most in Star Citizen? (PVP, Exploration, etc)
All of it. I'm not really sure what I want to do when the game goes live. As more is added to the game I will try out more features. I 'll figure it out sooner or later.
What was the first game you remember playing?
Dig Dug
What other games do you play?
Lately, I haven't been playing much. Had to go through training for a new job and just finished rebuilding my PC after my old mobo tapped out. Just been getting back into it here the last couple of months.
How did you first hear about Test Squadron and what convinced you to join?
I joined Star Citizen in 2014 and by that time Test was already one of the largest Orgs. I want to join because I always want to have something to do in the game. I figure if I am part of some of the larger more active orgs then there will be people to play with when I'm on.
Picard or Kirk?
I gotta go with Captin' K
