So to be completely honest I'm at the bar drunk as hail because I was supposed to be on a date but got stood up and instead of drunk texting I m drunk form posting. Go tema
DRUNK FORUM POSTING, you sir are a true TESTie! <3 Get home safe to us though. Sorry you got stood up! There are more spaceships in... space though. Yeah, that's all I got.
Next time you get stood up at the bar, do what I do! Find a group of cool kids and steal their alcohol..
(I used to be a bar cleaner guy, and oh BOY did I have fun with that)