Why do Women wear make up and perfume ?

[Naruw]

because they are ugly and smell bad!
Hello
I'm Naruw and I'm new, Im a fine connoisseur of middle school children's jokes, as seen above. My eight year old told me that one the other day..oh how his pov will change!

anyway, I have been on the fence about joining any other orgs then I saw the interview on Boredgamers and I was sold, lock stock and barrel. My kind of place and I'm excited to be here!

Naruw

(in Deutsche)
weil sie hässlich und schlecht riechen !
hallo
Ich bin Naruw und ich bin neu , ich bin eine feine Kenner der Witze der Mittelschule für Kinder , wie oben zu sehen . Meine acht Jahre alte hat mir gesagt, dass man die anderen day..oh wie seine pov wird sich ändern !

trotzdem habe ich auf dem Zaun über den Beitritt zu einem der anderen Orgs dahin sah ich das Interview auf Boredgamers und ich wurde verkauft , Schloss und Bogen . Meine Art von Hotel, und ich freue mich , hier zu sein !

Naruw

 

[Myre]

Welcome aboard! Glad to see all these new faces, Montoya your'e a celebrity now!

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[Naruw]

a little about me
1) I dont read directions until its to late, you only need look at my Ikea furniture for confirmation of this.
2) I live in San Diego CA, USA.
3) I was drawn to SC by Chris enigmatic pitch video and my storied history playing games like wing commander and Moo2 ect. Ive always loved space sims. I studied Stellar Cartography in University and I even used to work at a NASA facility, yes I am a huge nerd!
4) Im looking to do just about all SC has to offer, I have more ships then is practical because i want to do everything!
5) Number munches maybe pong.....
6) i currently play WoW (world of warships), Dota 2 and just started playing skyforge.
7) I was in a org that folded about 6months ago then i was going to wait until the game came out to join another, then I watched Boredgamers interview with Montoya and my worries about joining a large org were washed away.
8) Picard 100%

 

[ChenAU]

G'day mate good to have you on board me Mattie.

 

[BadBestFriend]

I was promised cookies if I joined .. I got Beer instead. Welcome!

 

[that_frog_kurtis]

Welcome to TEST Squardon! Beers in the fridge, if mumble isn't your thing there's always a good hangout in org chat too. I look forward to swapping childish jokes with you soon.

 

[Naruw]

so does our fancy mascot have a name like Testoclesius or Testasaurus Wrecks?

 

[BadBestFriend]

I thought it was Steven... I may be wrong.

 

[Nezakhan]

Make-up tastes gross, and perfume stanks!

Howdy Naruw! o/

 

[chrizz]

Testoclesius raptoris? Welcome :D

 

[Dalarast]

Welcome to test!

The question is not why do women wear makeup and perfume; but WHO had the balls to suggest that women wear make-up and perfume.

"Hey baby.... your lips are kinda dull. Put some color on it. And you smell like scat... smell like roses"

 

[rogesh]

because they are ugly and smell bad!
(in Deutsche)
weil sie hässlich und schlecht riechen !
hallo
Ich bin Naruw und ich bin neu , ich bin eine feine Kenner der Witze der Mittelschule für Kinder , wie oben zu sehen . Meine acht Jahre alte hat mir gesagt, dass man die anderen day..oh wie seine pov wird sich ändern !

trotzdem habe ich auf dem Zaun über den Beitritt zu einem der anderen Orgs dahin sah ich das Interview auf Boredgamers und ich wurde verkauft , Schloss und Bogen . Meine Art von Hotel, und ich freue mich , hier zu sein !

Naruw

XD

sooo funny! all these mistakes!

well anyway welkome fellow testie

 

[Ocean]

this gentlemen looks like he has refined taste.

welcome

 

[WarrenPeace]

Welcome to TEST! In answer to your questions... there are things that men was not to know.

 

[Guss De Blöd]

My woman rarely wear make up and perfume, and when she does, I don't find her attractive anymore.

 

[Yex]

Welcome aboard! Glad to see all these new faces, Montoya your'e a celebrity now!

Montoya is love
Montoya is life

No one finds me attractive with makeup and heels on either :'(

 

[Talos]

Welcome to TEST!!