You're crewing a Constellation. What is your post?

[Crawley]

I like to think of myself as the captain, but everyone else keeps referring to me as "hijacker".

"Who are you and how did you get in here?!"

"I'm a pirate, and...I'm a pirate."

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

I want to be morale gear for an all-girl crew. I own an Aquila, but I'm pretty sure my crew will quickly mutiny and I will be relegated to cleaning the head(toilet for you landlubbers).

 

[AntiSqueaker]

The guy flying the real mans ship, the Caterpillar.

I kid I kid, Constellation is totally a cool ship and not a mary sue.

 

[Phil]

I can fly it...not sure we will not smack into a rock or get lost but I can fly it damnit!

 

[Peter Deynholm]

Janitor. Ready to fix the shit everyone else is doing.