TEST Breakdown insurance™

[Jim "Black Bones" Bundy]

imagine some "nobel" pirates, who steal your ship, and everything on it, but as they don't want to be 100% asshole, they'll leave you alone with a dragonfly...
I would rescue that poor soul (he may loose the dragonfly in the process)

He gets to live and I get another dragonfly^^ I like your way of thinking.

 

[Blind Owl]

He gets to live and I get another dragonfly^^ I like your way of thinking.

Yeah, I don't equate piracy with murder. This whole noble pirate thing works for me. :)

 

[xNoairx]

So what your saying, I can kill people and they will be dead. Then I would get to kill the rest of his family too, when they respawn!
Sweet! That's the job I want to retire people and take there stuff.
Good pirate, I plan on being the best one!
Ya I will be exploring, exploring dead peoples stuff!

 

[DcTrojan72]

Hmmm.. if i breakdown and call out "Broken Keg" does that get more attention the Mel Gibson calling out "Broken Arrow" ??!!

 

[Blind Owl]

So what your saying, I can kill people and they will be dead. Then I would get to kill the rest of his family too, when they respawn!
Sweet! That's the job I want to retire people and take there stuff.
Good pirate, I plan on being the best one!
Ya I will be exploring, exploring dead peoples stuff!

Wow. You just went dark. Really really dark. "Kill the rest of his family"? Why on earth? I think we were talking about saving people in this thread. Haha.

Weren't we?

 

[Blind Owl]

Hmmm.. if i breakdown and call out "Broken Keg" does that get more attention the Mel Gibson calling out "Broken Arrow" ??!!

Always. We shall rush to your aid with a fresh keg or two.

 

[DcTrojan72]

Always. We shall rush to your aid with a fresh keg or two.

Phew.. can always count on Test rescue, Best rescue

 

[Blind Owl]

Phew.. can always count on Test rescue, Best rescue

Damn straight you can! I'll always have your front. Or your back. Whatever works for you.

 

[DcTrojan72]

Damn straight you can! I'll always have your front. Or your back. Whatever works for you.

Well now this is just getting kinky :confused:

 

[Blind Owl]

Well now this is just getting kinky :confused:

Haha, I used to have a cat named Kinky.

Don't ask.

 

[Varku]

Phew.. can always count on Test rescue, Best rescue

Test rescue, when your ship got crashed by an other Testie, but he is so kind to pick you up... :D

 

[DcTrojan72]

Haha, I used to have a cat named Kinky.

Don't ask.

Story time!! Lol

 

[Blind Owl]

Story time!! Lol

Little shit liked to watch. And purr. And luck his lips/chops/teeth. Creepy fucker.

Really it was because he had double kinks in his tail. It got stepped on or run over while he was a little kitty.

Made for funny conversation though. Many years ago, we had guests one night, crashing in the living room. I came out to go to work in the AM. They're getting it on, the cat is watching. I comment, "how appropriate, a cat named kinky watching you two right now."
Good laughs. Especially because they didn't know I was in the room...
Watching.

Like I said, creepy cat.

 

[Blind Owl]

Test rescue, when your ship got crashed by an other Testie, but he is so kind to pick you up... :D

True TESTie style

 

[Beerjerker]

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[Xian-Luc Picard]

I approve of this message. (Paid for by AdmiralBrannigan for Emperor.)

 

[Blind Owl]

I approve of this message. (Paid for by AdmiralBrannigan for Emperor.)

Emperor...of liquor acquisition.

 

[ratfeast]

Good idea, instead of I would prefer to be rescued by a Javelin :D

It would be nice to know what we're up against, 1 pilot or a fleet of capital ships. How many Auroras will we need?

 

[Blind Owl]

TEST Squardon Towing Service?
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Sign me up!

That there is a damn near perfect park job, ain't it Jeb?

 

[Snakey]

Haha, I used to have a cat named Kinky.

Don't ask.

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