So, the rumors are saying....

AstroSam

Barrista
Mar 8, 2016
5,884
19,636
1,525
RSI Handle
AstroSam
Why are they avocados?
Because no TESTies really can spell (and for sure even pronounce) "Evocatus" (did I write it the correct way?)
And because we all LIKE those Evocat...Evo...Avocados and are excited about their actions, but cant spell or pronounce them, we call them....Avocado. Almost like Evocatus...cati...whatever.
 

AstroSam

Barrista
Mar 8, 2016
5,884
19,636
1,525
RSI Handle
AstroSam
Haha...:

English Version -

Dear Internet-User,
you have called a Website which is not a matter of business interest.
This site might spread malicious code or contains content from the following categories and has therefore been blocked:

Malicious Code
To protect your workstation and the intranet xyzAG against dangerous software on request of the Security Group (GLS), new filter categories were selected. They block destinations that can be reached on the Internet which are currently classified as dangerous sites by international Security Companies. Just calling these websites can infect the workstation with malicious code.

Pornography
A web site would be considered to be pornographic if it contains exclusively sexually explicit depictions and illustrations of people or acts, in words or images, created with the primary aim of eliciting significant sexual arousal on the part of the viewer. Such content is unsuitable for persons under the age of 18/21.

Hate / Discrimination
Includes Web sites from and about extreme right and left wing groups, sexism, racism, religious hate, suppression of minorities, inequitable boycott calls and holocaust revisionism .


If your tasks require access to this Web site or if you consider the requested URL to be mistakenly classified please contact:
 

Varku

Space Marshal
Apr 21, 2016
1,213
5,244
2,850
RSI Handle
Varku
Haha...:

English Version -

Dear Internet-User,
you have called a Website which is not a matter of business interest.
This site might spread malicious code or contains content from the following categories and has therefore been blocked:

Malicious Code
To protect your workstation and the intranet xyzAG against dangerous software on request of the Security Group (GLS), new filter categories were selected. They block destinations that can be reached on the Internet which are currently classified as dangerous sites by international Security Companies. Just calling these websites can infect the workstation with malicious code.

Pornography
A web site would be considered to be pornographic if it contains exclusively sexually explicit depictions and illustrations of people or acts, in words or images, created with the primary aim of eliciting significant sexual arousal on the part of the viewer. Such content is unsuitable for persons under the age of 18/21.

Hate / Discrimination
Includes Web sites from and about extreme right and left wing groups, sexism, racism, religious hate, suppression of minorities, inequitable boycott calls and holocaust revisionism .


If your tasks require access to this Web site or if you consider the requested URL to be mistakenly classified please contact:
Be Carefull Sam, after this Message you might be flagged to be observed by an Admin. Don't let them catch you,
 
  • Like
Reactions: AstroSam

Thugari

Space Marshal
Mar 11, 2016
1,325
4,569
2,600
RSI Handle
Thugari
2.6 is cool and all, but the big one after is what I am hyped about. So for now my hypemeter is stable.
 
  • Like
Reactions: AstroSam

Han Burgundy

Space Marshal
Jan 15, 2016
2,224
9,737
2,900
RSI Handle
Han-Burgundy
Damn, I must have been kicked out of the Evocati and didn't notice.
Maybe this is one of those awkward situations where someone asks you if you got your invite to Billy's birthday party yet, but Billy's mom doesn't like your mom and wouldn't let her son invite you.
(Does this sound incredibly specific? Good. Because it is. Fuck you, Billy. You didn't fight for me. I will never forgive you, you freckled freak)
 
Forgot your password?