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MzHartz

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Cake? I always want cake.

Actually, I'm allergic to egg whites and corn, so it's super rare for me to get cake unless I make it myself. My sister's future father-in-law is an excellent baker, and he's been making me cupcakes. She's marrying into the right family!

The cake I miss more than anything though is birthday cake. Just the standard yellow cake with chocolate frosting and sprinkles.
 
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marcsand2 said:
Add stuttering flight to that and mess up is complete. My repaired rig is ready for transport. Next week I will have it back. I hope the problems will stay untill I can fly with my rig :p
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ow crap, since when is the ESP bug active? even at short range I get a red pip
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I had the jittering on my old rig too. I had friends giving me tips on how to fly, and I was trying and just thought I was a terrible pilot. I got a new computer, and suddenly I started caring where I was on the leaderboards.

ESP has been messed up in 2.5. I've been choosing weapons that are hard to overheat (like the Behrings), and doing a bit of spray and pray. I start out a little in front of the ship I'm aiming at, then make my way over the body to the back of the ship. With ESP, the box will stick to random spots, not necessarily where you're aiming, and I just try to find those spots and get hits in between the two.
 
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Sam K Macer said:
This is the second TSI I own (first was a VW Golf as a single woman, now its this family car), and never had problems with them. They are running very good as I said, needing not much fuel. What have you heard about TSI?

@CrudeSasquatch Did you pass all your TESTs? Are you now a proud Canadian soldier?
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The cylinders have a special coating that wears off. You can't do shit about it it happens and the engine will be broke.

CrudeSasquatch said:
I really think I fucked up the final interview. I wasn't allowed to have coffee or smoke, and I was jittery and nervous and forgot to talk about how awesome I am. I just nodded a lot and said "yes sir", instead of saying "I know more about water and water treatment than your best soldier" or "My long term plan is to work for the army for a decade and then go into NGO work in 3rd world countries" or even "My brother @Blind Owl is already in the army and told me what to say to get this job"....
yeah, I'm nervous as all fuck that I ball sacked myself
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They just can't refuse you. You are not the first nervious applicant ;)
 
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MzHartz said:
ESP has been messed up in 2.5. I've been choosing weapons that are hard to overheat (like the Behrings), and doing a bit of spray and pray. I start out a little in front of the ship I'm aiming at, then make my way over the body to the back of the ship. With ESP, the box will stick to random spots, not necessarily where you're aiming, and I just try to find those spots and get hits in between the two.
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Actually I assumed that CIG had nerfed the S2 weapons and light fighters is 2.5.
In 2.4 I could easily outshoot a SuperHornet and a Sabre in VS, both with S3 weapons. I in a Delta with 2 s1 and 2 s2 weapons or the Titan with 2 s2 and the Tigerstreik.
 
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You got me wasted!!! I ditched the throttle and put the (broken) madcatz fly5 on the throttle mount. I used the hat switch on the throttle or the G13 thumbstick for strafe. The FLY5 needs some learning, but now I also put the 2nd firegroup and boost on the FLY5... that works better. Now I can let firegroup 1 cool down and also shoot the Revenant solo. That works better!!!
I have 2 options:
- get me a T16000s
- get a 2nd Warthog and a left hand conversion kit
 
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marcsand2 said:
You got me wasted!!! I ditched the throttle and put the (broken) madcatz fly5 on the throttle mount. I used the hat switch on the throttle or the G13 thumbstick for strafe. The FLY5 needs some learning, but now I also put the 2nd firegroup and boost on the FLY5... that works better. Now I can let firegroup 1 cool down and also shoot the Revenant solo. That works better!!!
I have 2 options:
- get me a T16000s
- get a 2nd Warthog and a left hand conversion kit
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Get a T16000m.

Play for 6 months whilst drink beer with the money saved.

Then buy another warthog.

then buy more beer.

Happiness.
 
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Varku said:
Wonder waht will happen, when Trump wins the election, and alot of americans migrate to Canada, will we see a guy like this

Dressed like this mounty?


My Photoshop sucks, but please, can someone do it?
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Hahaha.
CrudeSasquatch said:
@Blind Owl and I both drive the same college girls car.... his is a year older, and slightly more abused (he slams the door)
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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVewx3-9x24
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Yay! The Calibre. BEST CAR EVER!
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,said no-one ever. But it does look good in pink. Haha
 
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