I want to put my Merlin into your Freelancer

[Cherokeedog]

Well, this was the exact first line I've read when I woke up on Olisar this mornin'. What the hell is this universe turnin' into!?!

PS: Didn't work. The whole procedure came to an abrupt, painful and especially early finale. For both of them. There was however a lot of yellin': "Don't spread your wings!", "You hit me with your landing gear!", "Oh...we're both rollin' now!"

 

[Printimus]

Phrasing?

 

[thanatos73]

um, NO!

 

[Cherokeedog]

Does make me wonder though...if it would've worked, what would've become of that reunion?

 

[mromutt]

sounds kinky

 

[Aleph0Null]

 

[Printimus]

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The machine god does not approve.

 

[Varku]

I want to put my Merlin into your Freelancer

Why does that sound dirty in my mind?

 

[marctek]

I was going to post a funny meme. Next time someone remind me to turn on safe search on before I search for "Kinky meme" uffda.

 

[Printimus]

I was going to post a funny meme. Next time someone remind me to turn on safe search on before I search for "Kinky meme" uffda.

Hey don't forget to turn on safe search before you look for kinky memes

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

I've been waiting my entire life for the girl I'll say this to

 

[Black Sunder]

Think the Freelancer is too tight of a fit for a Merlin without special space grease.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Think the Freelancer is too tight of a fit for a Merlin without special space grease.

Her name is Freelancer. She probably has a lot of grease onboard.

 

[Blind Owl]

Her name is Freelancer. She probably has a lot of grease onboard.

Ha! Hahaha. Pretty sure "Freelancer" was my ex-wifes nickname.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Ha! Hahaha. Pretty sure "Freelancer" was my ex-wifes nickname.

The best journalist I ever knew. She dig deep for her stories. Really deep. Deeper. Deeper. That's the scoop! Uuuuuuhmn

 

[Blind Owl]

The best journalist I ever knew. She dig deep for her stories. Really deep. Deeper. Deeper. That's the scoop! Uuuuuuhmn

Hahah, "journalist". Haha

 

[WarrenPeace]

Think the Freelancer is too tight of a fit for a Merlin without special space grease.

What about the MAX? #creep

 

[Printimus]

She got dat wiiide ass

 

[gladestone]

Sounds like a pick up line hey girl i want to slide my merlin into your freelancer,

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

Does make me wonder though...if it would've worked, what would've become of that reunion?

Just cigarettes and cuddling, they're 2 different species!