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Blind Owl

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Not sure what's going on here. @Blind Owl please advise.
It would appear that one of our newer members wasn't properly informed of the correct way to take over the org.
Here are the steps for all who are wondering:
1)start drinking.
2)continue drinking.
3)keep drinking.
4)sick yet? No? More drinking.
5)pass out.
6)congrats, you're now now in charge.

See, no need to announce your intentions. Just a natural progression in the circle of TEST.
 

Thugari

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Mar 11, 2016
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Ninjagirl is the true leader of test. Everyone know Montoya is simply her puppet to make us all conform to her will. We shall obey, in return she supplies of with glorious beer with which to unleash us into the verse to crash into countless suns. So it is written on the Keg of Knowledge.
 

DarthMatter

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Jul 18, 2016
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Ninjagirl is the true leader of test. Everyone know Montoya is simply her puppet to make us all conform to her will. We shall obey, in return she supplies of with glorious beer with which to unleash us into the verse to crash into countless suns. So it is written on the Keg of Knowledge.
The problem with all the writings in the Keg of Knowledge is that the text is at the bottom of the keg. So we need to drink to the bottom of it, without passing out. And when everyone has/is on the verge of passed/ing out some drunk idiot refills the damn thing!
All texts are therefore non-confirmed and have only been read through beer and beer goggles...
 

Thugari

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The problem with all the writings in the Keg of Knowledge is that the text is at the bottom of the keg. So we need to drink to the bottom of it, without passing out. And when everyone has/is on the verge of passed/ing out some drunk idiot refills the damn thing!
All texts are therefore non-confirmed and have only been read through beer and beer goggles...
Brother, keep your faith. for the Keg of Knowledge is simply a test. Those who are worthy of becoming an officer with test can surely drink every last drop of the Keg of Knowledge and remain awake. As for the rest of us we are merely humble servants.
 

DarthMatter

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Brother, keep your faith. for the Keg of Knowledge is simply a test. Those who are worthy of becoming an officer with test can surely drink every last drop of the Keg of Knowledge and remain awake. As for the rest of us we are merely humble servants.
I'm not questioning it.
I'm just telling what happened last time we tried to read it, since I was sober and remember what happened... I was the designated driver...
 
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