Holy Shit. I'm over 7000 messages and 18100 likes. What the fuck am I doing with my life?
Please don't like my thread-campaign
- Thread starter Shive
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Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
Bwaahaha, indeed my friend, indeed.
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
After I finish the Basic Training I am hoping they give me my army issued GF
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
Never ever google "Bigfoot Beer Girl".
Don't do it.
I warned you
Don't do it.
I warned you
Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
Are you sure?
This was first result:
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
I am now looking for an HD version of this so I can zoom in and read the beer labels.
I am pretty terrifying.After I finish the Basic Training I am hoping they give me my army issued GF
Ha. You don't want an Army girl. Trust me. you'll understand once you hit basic.
Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
Listen to your brother, @CrudeSasquatch . That should be the last thing on your mind.
This is where your mind should be: one foot in front of the other, in front of the other, in front of the other...
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
I don't want an ARMY girl. I want my ARMY issued Nurse!
But while googling through Nurses I think I now want a squirrel....
WarrenPeace
Space Marshal
Right. They do make a good match for us soldiers. Same dark sense of humour methinks. Hence Mrs Owl. ;)
Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
Uhm... you don't want an Army issued nurse either... for reasons I should not go in to in a shitpost thread.