Some facts ...

[AstroSam]

Food needs 7 seconds to get from the mouth into the stomach

The thigh bone is tough as cured concrete

The lenght of a man's penis is three times long as his thumb

A woman's heart beats faster than the heart of a man

We are using 300 muscles for only keeping the body's balance

The woman has read the whole text until this line

The man is still starring at his thumb

 

[maynard]

...The man is still staring at his thumb

truth

 

[Printimus]

Neat!

 

[Lorddarthvik]

Food needs 7 seconds to get from the mouth into the stomach

The thigh bone is tough as cured concrete

The lenght of a man's penis is three times long as his thumb

A woman's heart beats faster than the heart of a man

We are using 300 muscles for only keeping the body's balance

The woman has read the whole text until this line

The man is still starring at his thumb

The more practical man is still looking for a measuring tool! :D

 

[HaymeR]

The man is still starring at his thumb

"Date: unknown
Time since "THE POST": lost precise truck of time, but about 3 years, 5 months and 16 days

Still looking at my thumb.
I run out of food and clean water about a week ago.
Today I ate the electric and gas bill and drunk last bottle of beer.
The situation is not looking good, I might need to eat my own leg.
More information is required about thumb and penis size ratio."

 

[Reebourne]

Love Monkey agrees with these facts.

 

[ElFlacoverde]

I got no thumbs :( But i give you a like

Despite being a male i read the full text till the end...

 

[Harkuno]

Food needs 7 seconds to get from the mouth into the stomach

The thigh bone is tough as cured concrete

The lenght of a man's penis is three times long as his thumb

A woman's heart beats faster than the heart of a man

We are using 300 muscles for only keeping the body's balance

The woman has read the whole text until this line

The man is still starring at his thumb

TIL I'm a woman...

 

[CosmicTrader]

The woman has read the whole text until this line

The man is still starring at his thumb

Let's just get our Facts right, shall we?

I always read everyone's comments
AND
I don't have to stare at my thumb......
I let the women do the staring........and not at my thumb. :astonished:

 

[Cherokeedog]

I'll be right back. Need to do some measurements.

 

[Bigcracker]

Not going to lie. I stopped and looked at my thumb for 5minutes.

 

[Cherokeedog]

I'll be right back. Need to do some measurements.

Ok, I'm back with the results.

Damn! I'm quoting my own posts... I guess that gives a whole new dimension to being self sufficient.

So, speakin' of dimensions, upon a very short, yet somewhat satisfying testing session, my thumb and I decided on a...non disclosure policy. Sorry. We feel more comfortable this way.

However, a question still stands...or...hmmm...hangs in the wind right now: if I were to start pullin' on my thumb every mornin', would that make me a better man?

 

[AstroSam]

Bwaa~hahaha!! :smile: :smile: :smile: :ok_hand::thumbsup: