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Black Sunder

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As we become less organized(thats a joke btw) leading up to the end of days(the point where we can't crash around as much anymore) We need strong rankings to determine how unbelievably bad someone is. Here are my ideas to start.

Fleet Ops(in rank order top to bottom):
  1. Supreme Fail Commander - In charge of a whole fleet of failures
  2. General Failure - In charge of ramming one of our capital ship into enemy Auroras.
  3. DGTM(didn't get the memo) - Some sort of leadership person, but always late to comms
  4. Crash Leader - in charge of leading a group of TEST pilots to glorious victory
  5. Han Solo - Goes off on his own regardless of battle plan and kills many. May be more than one and could apply to everyone.
  6. Crash TEST Dummy - Veteran TEST pilot
  7. Cadet Roger - Always says roger roger to any and all orders. Unknown why. Newly enlisted pilot.
Exploration Ops(in rank order top to bottom):
  1. Captain Kirk- Needs no explanation and in charge of a TEST Explorer Fleet
  2. Spock - The Science Guy. In charge of a explorer ship to find Beer. May be more than one o_O
  3. McCoy - Gives snarky responses to any and all suggestions. In charge of a medical/research ship
  4. Archer - Uses questionable judgement to find and chart new areas of space.
  5. Sisko - Badass explorer fleet protector. In charge of Exploration Fleet Combat Operations
  6. Red Shirt - Anyone who goes first and dies. Also applies to everyone not of command rank.
Boarding Ops(in rank order top to bottom):
  1. Force Commander - In charge of all TEST Marine ops in a battle. Also commands all Crusade ships.
  2. Brother Captain - Local command of TEST Marines boarding a ship.
  3. Sergeant - Commands a group of TEST Marines.
  4. Battle Brother - A TEST Marine
  5. Initiate - Newly enlisted TEST Marine
Salvage/Mining Ops(in rank order top to bottom):
  1. Harry Stamper - Badass miner and explorer of rare minerals. General badass all around. Overlaps with salvage as its just another form of mining.
  2. Dan Truman - Oversees mission control and directs where people should mine/salvage. Has operational control over Stamper.
  3. Colonel Sharp - Flies all Salvage/Mining vessels.
  4. Rockhound - Finds the best minerals/salvage for mining and salvaging.
  5. Bear- Goes into derelict ships to poke around. Protects the Fleet.
  6. Oscar Choi - Anyone not doing anything constructive to the mission.
May have gotten a bit theme crazy.
 
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Rankings for the Office of Special Investigations shall be as follows:
  1. He who must not be named - The one in charge of the OSI
  2. M - The one in charge of espionage
    1. Q - TEST official quartermaster for espionage
    2. 002 - Agents of OSI Clandestine operations division will be given 00 ranking, which shall be 002. Everyone will be 002.
    3. 007 - Reserved for James Bond and ONLY James Bond.
  3. Gary - Apparently, Gary is in charge of information brokering. May be called Jerry, from time to time.
    1. Minions - All members of the Information Assurance branch of OSI will be designated as Minions.
  4. Black Adder - In charge of the Foreign Affairs division of OSI, AKA - Let's try to drunkenly assassinate someone
    1. Baldrick - Black Adder's #2... both figuratively and literally. You'll have to carry around a chamber pot for BA, in addition to your other duties. Heh, "duty"
    2. George - The rich patron of OSI-FA.
    3. Bob - Gotta be a gender bender on this one. ;)
 
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I miss the Space Truckers...

I and the rest of the Community of Assholes Running Trailers (C.A.R.T.) Association, are offended!
We will go on strike for the upcoming week, and only will resolve when we can come to an agreement of recognition!

In the mean time... get your own beer !!!!
 
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I strongly suggest to have ranks the other way round to irritate our non-existing enemies. So new members will be High Admirals and Montoya shall be known as Cadet Newb. Just imagine the looks on their faces when hundreds of High Admirals are crashing their Auroras into them.
 
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TypeO said:
I strongly suggest to have ranks the other way round to irritate our non-existing enemies. So new members will be High Admirals and Montoya shall be known as Cadet Newb. Just imagine the looks on their faces when hundreds of High Admirals are crashing their Auroras into them.
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A cunning plan. Or, we could just give everyone the same rank, like "Fleet Seamstress" or "Roadkill Removal Specialist Third Class".
 
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AntiSqueaker

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Egriz said:
We could allow everybody to be the CEO!

No other organization has done that before!
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I vow, in my 20ish minutes as CEO, that I shall make it rain beer from the heavens!

(note to my successor: the invoice for a Hull C, 5,000 gallons of IPA, 500 lbs of plastic explosive, and the UEE ticket for blowing a ship up in low orbit are sitting on the desk)
 
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Black Sunder said:
As we become less organized(thats a joke btw) leading up to the end of days(the point where we can't crash around as much anymore) We need strong rankings to determine how unbelievably bad someone is. Here are my ideas to start.

Fleet Ops(in rank order top to bottom):
  1. Supreme Fail Commander - In charge of a whole fleet of failures
  2. General Failure - In charge of ramming one of our capital ship into enemy Auroras.
  3. DGTM(didn't get the memo) - Some sort of leadership person, but always late to comms
  4. Crash Leader - in charge of leading a group of TEST pilots to glorious victory
  5. Han Solo - Goes off on his own regardless of battle plan and kills many. May be more than one and could apply to everyone.
  6. Crash TEST Dummy - Veteran TEST pilot
  7. Cadet Roger - Always says roger roger to any and all orders. Unknown why. Newly enlisted pilot.
Exploration Ops(in rank order top to bottom):
  1. Captain Kirk- Needs no explanation and in charge of a TEST Explorer Fleet
  2. Spock - The Science Guy. In charge of a explorer ship to find Beer. May be more than one o_O
  3. McCoy - Gives snarky responses to any and all suggestions. In charge of a medical/research ship
  4. Archer - Uses questionable judgement to find and chart new areas of space.
  5. Sisko - Badass explorer fleet protector. In charge of Exploration Fleet Combat Operations
  6. Red Shirt - Anyone who goes first and dies. Also applies to everyone not of command rank.
Boarding Ops(in rank order top to bottom):
  1. Force Commander - In charge of all TEST Marine ops in a battle. Also commands all Crusade ships.
  2. Brother Captain - Local command of TEST Marines boarding a ship.
  3. Sergeant - Commands a group of TEST Marines.
  4. Battle Brother - A TEST Marine
  5. Initiate - Newly enlisted TEST Marine
Salvage/Mining Ops(in rank order top to bottom):
  1. Harry Stamper - Badass miner and explorer of rare minerals. General badass all around. Overlaps with salvage as its just another form of mining.
  2. Dan Truman - Oversees mission control and directs where people should mine/salvage. Has operational control over Stamper.
  3. Colonel Sharp - Flies all Salvage/Mining vessels.
  4. Rockhound - Finds the best minerals/salvage for mining and salvaging.
  5. Bear- Goes into derelict ships to poke around. Protects the Fleet.
  6. Oscar Choi - Anyone not doing anything constructive to the mission.
May have gotten a bit theme crazy.
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what about pirate faction? Calling Shive, he'll do it.
 
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