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Dragonslaya54
Space Marshal
Random Fact #7
Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R5zK6urCec
Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump.
DarthMatter
Space Marshal
Ad goblin Jr. HYPE!
hes getting into it :D kind of
DarthMatter
Space Marshal
Oh my holy shit, just got to the part about the mayor of Ribcagetown.
The comment section is gonna flip their shit with all these political jokes XD
The comment section is gonna flip their shit with all these political jokes XD
just wait lol it gets better XD
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CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
A tooth filling?:laughing::laughing::laughing: @Beerjerker
Seems you are having...a tooth filling, Crude. With amalgam! *gasps* You have to get rid of it! Baaaad stuff! Its forbidden to use that for children and teens here in Germany. Thus it can't be that healthy even for grown-ups.
So far my quality shitpost of the day.
Nice mustache, btw. @CrudeSasquatch
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/polls/572000/572698_1288847104586_full.jpg?v=1288848164
:kissing_heart::grin::grin::grin:
Oh yeah! When I was 10 I road my bicycle into Bobby and he was a total jerk and kept four of my teeth in his scalp. Then the glue got mixed with blood. Now I have a permanent red brown tooth. The chick's dig it. The dentist insist it's from smoking. The LT says I don't brush enough. Babies cry. I cry.
So I grew a moustache to distract everyone. Now the girls complain about rug burn, the dentist complains about rug burn, the LT complains about rug burn. The babies giggle.
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
CROP ABOUT THE NON REGULATION PANTS!
Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
On it.
Quick plug for this site. Free and can be pretty fun, as you can see.
http://www.superlame.com/index.php
Cropped out the non-regulation pants, but I think your Drill Sergeant already knows, @CrudeSasquatch !
Don't know what you're talking about.
Hahaha, that's ACTUALLY going to be his bayonet for the rest of his career!
Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
I don't know Canadian Army lingo, so I assume you call the bad guys hosers.
@CrudeSasquatch , @Blind Owl
@CrudeSasquatch , @Blind Owl
Beerjerker
Grand Admiral
CrudeSasquatch
Space Marshal
I'm going to print one of these off and use it as my inspection picture
...so good :joy_cat::joy_cat:
So, did Trump find his lost aircraft carrier in the meantime? This story is on the top pages of some newspapers in Gemany today, bwahahaha :laughing::laughing::grin::grin:
So, did Trump find his lost aircraft carrier in the meantime? This story is on the top pages of some newspapers in Gemany today, bwahahaha :laughing::laughing::grin::grin:
Dragonslaya54
Space Marshal
I swear I jumped out of my seat when I saw that picture. Scared the crap out of me...
oh no hes armed and dangerous with a mop :O RUN!!!!
Dragonslaya54
Space Marshal
I didnt know he was part of project M.O.P (Modified Oral Police). Good for you @CrudeSasquatch!