If Test had a Squadron, would you join? [Poll]

If TEST had a Squadron, would you join?

  • Yes, Montoya our glorious leader commands it!

    Votes: 37 55.2%
  • #ImBlindOwl

    Votes: 29 43.3%
  • No, I'm an ADI spy and we will reign supreme!

    Votes: 13 19.4%

  • Total voters
    67

Dragonslaya54

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Beer Facts:
1. At any given time, 0.7% of the world is drunk. So 50 million people are drunk right now. :beer:

2. Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass. :beers:

3. The world's longest hangover lasted 4 weeks after a Scotsman consumed 60 pints of beer. :beer:

4. The strongest beer in the world has a 67.5% alcohol content. :beers:

5. Slugs like beer.:beer:

6. Amsterdam pays alcoholics in beer to clean streets: 5 cans of beer for a day's work, plus €10 and tobacco. :beers:

7. Beer was not considered an alcoholic beverage in Russia until 2013. :beer:

8. Until the 1970s in Belgium, table beer was served in schools refectories.:beers:

9. At the Wife Carrying World Championships in Finland first prize is the wife's weight in beer. :beer:

10. There's a beer brewed from bananas in Africa. :beers:

11. The Wat Pa Maha Chedi Kaew temple in Thailand was constructed with 1 million bottles of Heineken and a local beer. :beer:

12. More Guinness beer is drunk in Nigeria than Ireland. :beers:

13. In the Land of the Pharaohs of Egypt, beer was the national currency. :beer:

14. In Argentina, political parties have their own brands of beer. :beers:

15. Norway's first aircraft hijacking was resolved after the hijacker surrendered his weapon in exchange for more beer. :beer:

16. When scientist Niels Bohr won the Nobel Prize in 1922, the Carlsberg brewery gave him a perpetual supply of beer piped into his house. :beers:

17. In 1963, Albert Heineken created a beer bottle that could also be used as a brick to build sustainable housing in impoverished countries. :beer:

18. As a rule of thumb, darker and bitter beers have higher alcohol content. :beers:

19. In the 13th century, some people in Norway would baptizetheir children with beer. :beer:

20. You can swim in pools of beer in Austria. :beers:

21. 162,719 pints of Guinness beer are wasted each year due to mustaches. :beer:

22. President Jimmy Carter signed a bill that created an exemption from taxation of beer brewed at home for personal or family use, opening the door for today's craft beer brewers. :beers:

23. In France, Germany, Austria, Spain and the Netherlands they serve beer in McDonald's. :beer:

24. Fucking Hell is a beer named after the village of Fucking in Austria. :beers:

25. There's a brewery in Germany that's almost 1,000 years old. It has been in continuous operation since the year 1040. :beer:

26. Beer and vaginas have almost the same acidity levels, with an average pH of 4.5. :beers:

27. Beer was illegal in Iceland until March 1, 1989. Now, the date is celebrated every year in Reykjavik as Bjordagur, or Beer Day. :beer:

28. Beer cans in Japan have braille on them so blind people don't confuse acoholic drinks with soft drinks. :beers:

29. Joan Evans is the only person on Earth capable of balancing 237 pints of beer atop his head. :beer:

30. Test Squadron = Best Squadron...ever
 

ThomSirveaux

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5. Slugs like beer.
A handy tip if you have a slug problem in your garden: dig enough dirt to fit a standard red solo cup and fill the bottom inch of the cup with the cheapest beer you can find (typically Natty lite or Milwaukee's Best... maybe even PBR). Slugs will be more attracted to the beer than your plants, fall into the cup, and then drown in that alcoholic bliss.

Source: Helped my mom maintain our backyard garden for years, and this was the only beer we kept in the house: gotta make sure those slugs stay sloshed!

28. Beer cans in Japan have braille on them so blind people don't confuse acoholic drinks with soft drinks.
This is also due to the fact that you can purchase alcohol from vending machines on the streets. It would kinda suck to hope for a nice, refreshing beer and OOPS! No, no braille! You just bought a soda, you blind fool! (Don't worry, they can't read this, anyway, so it's all good)

... wait, you mean, they WANTED to buy the soda and not the beer? What's wrong with them?!
 
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