Welding Sooon. How do I even?

[CrudeSasquatch]

So part of my training soon is "THE WELDING PACKAGE" dun dun dun...
And I'm proficient with welding a bit. I know how to cut aluminium in half and really frick up a pump.
Anyways.
My journeyman guy says "Oh hey boo dat pack had time eh ewe meal being fur da tsst at a elephooont or what ever soaks your boat eh." He's from New Found Land, Canada.
And I said, "Pardon Good Man but whatever elaboration did you just bequeath?".
And he said "Outta dis world fun boi! Make what chooooo wanna eh. I mag my mum un Exang."
I said "Huh?"
"AN XANG! STAR WEMMMURS BOI! LUKE SKYWALKERS ZWING!"
And I said "You made AN XING?"
"BOY SUNDER JESUS BOI I MADE A GOD DAMN X WANNNG".
"HOOKY JIMMY NEWTON! YOU MADE AN X-WING!"
"YEAH BY AND U CUN TOO BUY!"

So I need someone with welding experience to give me a diagram of how to weld together an Aurora.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Or mail me the parts and I'll just tac it to death

 

[maynard]

cool story bro

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

I can glue together a model. It's the same thing basically. Are there online model kits?
I'm also open to making a full scale bust of Montoya

 

[Printimus]

So part of my training soon is "THE WELDING PACKAGE" dun dun dun...
And I'm proficient with welding a bit. I know how to cut aluminium in half and really frick up a pump.
Anyways.
My journeyman guy says "Oh hey boo dat pack had time eh ewe meal being fur da tsst at a elephooont or what ever soaks your boat eh." He's from New Found Land, Canada.
And I said, "Pardon Good Man but whatever elaboration did you just bequeath?".
And he said "Outta dis world fun boi! Make what chooooo wanna eh. I mag my mum un Exang."
I said "Huh?"
"AN XANG! STAR WEMMMURS BOI! LUKE SKYWALKERS ZWING!"
And I said "You made AN XING?"
"BOY SUNDER JESUS BOI I MADE A GOD DAMN X WANNNG".
"HOOKY JIMMY NEWTON! YOU MADE AN X-WING!"
"YEAH BY AND U CUN TOO BUY!"

So I need someone with welding experience to give me a diagram of how to weld together an Aurora.

uh huh......i understood some of them words

 

[Ammorn]

First you need a large quantity of aluminum. You'll need at least 8,300 kilograms of aluminum, so you'll need at least 555,000 cans of beer. Drink them to get the aluminum cans for your aluminum. Later regain contentiousness to find your Test Squadron Aurora 555K, having even apparently been taken for a test flight and flown through a comm array solar panel and picked up a Big Benney's machine somewhere.

 

[Black Sunder]

I saw the word "sunder" in there and now I'm confused.

 

[Blind Owl]

Is it weird that I just switched my brain into newfie and understood what you were saying?

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

uh huh......i understood some of them words

Me too. Fucking Canadians.

First you need a large quantity of aluminum. You'll need at least 8,300 kilograms of aluminum, so you'll need at least 555,000 cans of beer. Drink them to get the aluminum cans for your aluminum. Later regain contentiousness to find your Test Squadron Aurora 555K, having even apparently been taken for a test flight and flown through a comm array solar panel and picked up a Big Benney's machine somewhere.

AHHHHH.
a 1/109 scale model

I saw the word "sunder" in there and now I'm confused.

I must subdue the metal! I shall sunder it right rub good eh boi.

Is it weird that I just switched my brain into newfie and understood what you were saying?

Not all at

 

[CosmicTrader]

I'm also open to making a full scale bust of Montoya

Not that I have to see. Ha. HA.

Is it weird that I just switched my brain into newfie and understood what you were saying?

Nope....It means you need another beer.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Not that I have to see. Ha. HA.


Nope....It means you need another beer.

He's so right.
I have just enough cash to buy 1 more little litre

 

[Radegast74]

man, I was so worried...my eyes were blurry, and I read "Welding" as Wedding!

 

[Blind Owl]

Nope....It means you need another beer.

I'm on it Dad! Sheesh, lay off. You're so demanding. Hahaha.

He's so right.
I have just enough cash to buy 1 more little litre

Uh-oh...
Will I be getting a test soon? haha

 

[DirectorGunner]

@RiceMaiden might be able to get the cut out parts you'd need to cut out of sheets of aluminum then tack them together
Dunno, but he's good at stuff like that

 

[Ammorn]

AHHHHH.
a 1/109 scale model

At 15 grams per empty beer can that's 8,325 kilograms of aluminum for 555,000 empty cans. The mass of the Aurora is 8,300 so you'd have 25 kilograms over the total weight of an aurora in just aluminum. You'd have plenty of room for error or upgrades.

 

[Phantomoftruth]

So part of my training soon is "THE WELDING PACKAGE" dun dun dun...
And I'm proficient with welding a bit. I know how to cut aluminium in half and really frick up a pump.
Anyways.
My journeyman guy says "Oh hey boo dat pack had time eh ewe meal being fur da tsst at a elephooont or what ever soaks your boat eh." He's from New Found Land, Canada.
And I said, "Pardon Good Man but whatever elaboration did you just bequeath?".
And he said "Outta dis world fun boi! Make what chooooo wanna eh. I mag my mum un Exang."
I said "Huh?"
"AN XANG! STAR WEMMMURS BOI! LUKE SKYWALKERS ZWING!"
And I said "You made AN XING?"
"BOY SUNDER JESUS BOI I MADE A GOD DAMN X WANNNG".
"HOOKY JIMMY NEWTON! YOU MADE AN X-WING!"
"YEAH BY AND U CUN TOO BUY!"

So I need someone with welding experience to give me a diagram of how to weld together an Aurora.

Holy Crow, that's some serious Newfie.

 

[Blind Owl]

Holy Crow, that's some serious Newfie.

Haha, you known the dialect of the great nor'eastern Newfie? Damn, I'm impressed.

 

[Sirus7264]

research material ensure they are compatible to weld together. what type of welding are you planning on doing? dont go to fast make sure you clean your surfaces very well before you begin and your two objects you are welding are secured well. dont weld to fast and dont cool your objects to fast

 

[DarthMunkee]

What if instead of a 1/109th scale model, you made a 109/1 scale model? That would be like having almost 100 Auroras in one!

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

I worked on the aluminum last night. Got 30 cans