I... am doing... a thing

[Blind Owl]

That childish hooker? naw.....only the remnants of stories of her you tell me as you tuck me into bed.

They are entertaining stories. She was fun. For a while. For a lot of other dudes . . .

 

[Han Burgundy]

They are entertaining stories. She was fun. For a while. For a lot of other dudes . . .

Ah yes, I know that feel all too well. She had an extra boyfriend, I had extra land and access to a backhoe...the rest is history. Tale as old as time

 

[Blind Owl]

Ah yes, I know that feel all too well. She had an extra boyfriend, I had extra land and access to a backhoe...the rest is history. Tale as old as time

See, holes! We've come full circle.

 

[Han Burgundy]

See, holes! We've come full circle.

...its like a circle.


In all seriousness tho; help some sick kids out, y'all!
https://www.extra-life.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=264896#

 

[Ammorn]

Microwave? HAH! Amateur. Everyone knows the secret is heated blankets and everclear.

Huh, heated blankets and everclear would work better seeing as last time the hookers head exploded in the microwave. That was a mess to clean that out of the microwave before I could make my cup of noodles.

 

[Han Burgundy]

Huh, heated blankets and everclear would work better seeing as last time the hookers head exploded in the microwave. That was a mess to clean that out of the microwave before I could make my cup of noodles.

You microwave your cup-0-noodles? Wow, you ARE a horrible, wretched, person. How can you sleep at night?!

 

[Ammorn]

You microwave your cup-0-noodles? Wow, you ARE a horrible, wretched, person. How can you sleep at night?!

I sleep soundly sucking on my bottle of everclear curled up in my soft handmade suede leather quilt made from hooker skins, hair as the batting, and stitched with their sinew.

 

[Han Burgundy]

I sleep soundly sucking on my bottle of everclear curled up in my soft handmade suede leather quilt made from hooker skins, hair as the batting, and stitched with their sinew.

You...uh...you put a lot of thought into that, didn't you? Sh-should I call....someone for you? Shall I send them to the Lecter residence?

 

[Ammorn]

You...uh...you put a lot of thought into that, didn't you? Sh-should I call....someone for you? Shall I send them to the Lecter residence?

Oh, no thank you, I'm alright. Though if you don't mind I'd appreciate it if you were to send some faba beans and a nice chianti.

Edit: LOL, on a serious note, My Mom quilts a tone as a hobby so I've picked up a word or two and know the general construction of them. That and I really liked skinning the fetal pig in high school biology and removing it's brain. I've got the brain in a jar of formaldehyde on my shelf. We did a lobectomy to label more for more points for the project, so that's why it's in 2 parts.

 

[Blind Owl]

Oh, no thank you, I'm alright. Though if you don't mind I'd appreciate it if you were to send some faba beans and a nice chianti.

Edit: LOL, on a serious note, My Mom quilts a tone as a hobby so I've picked up a word or two and know the general construction of them. That and I really liked skinning the fetal pig in high school biology and removing it's brain. I've got the brain in a jar of formaldehyde on my shelf. We did a lobectomy to label more for more points for the project, so that's why it's in 2 parts.

What, no monkey brains? They're a delicacy I hear.

Edit: that is freaking awesome.