I have Concierge... what do I do now?

[ThomSirveaux]

Should I flood them with drunk requests for a TEST Ale as a Legendary class, in-came draught?

 

[Montoya]

I think half of the backers have concierge by now, we are not special :(

 

[CrashMan054]

Aww, but I want to be special... :(

 

[Annitias]

Now if you make high admiral I'll be impressed.

 

[Lonestar the Kilrathi]

when i got concierge i sent a ticket that said "sup" and i got a reply that said "nada."
if you want to get your money's worth you gotta take advantage of all of their services.

 

[CrashMan054]

when i got concierge i sent a ticket that said "sup" and i got a reply that said "nada."
if you want to get your money's worth you gotta take advantage of all of their services.

Like same-day dry cleaning?

 

[Walex]

Now if you make high admiral I'll be impressed.

Wait, do you mean Grand Admiral? I thought High Admiral was the minimum rank needed for consierge. How in the world are you not High Admiral yet with all your ship purchases? haha I don't know whether to wear the High Admiral rank as a badge of honor or shame (that at least I haven't become Grand Admiral yet)! Please, just do me a favor and never ever tell my girlfriend about my Billing and Subscription page.

when i got concierge i sent a ticket that said "sup" and i got a reply that said "nada."
if you want to get your money's worth you gotta take advantage of all of their services.

Awesome! Well I think honestly, they're probably glad not to have a "MY ______ IS UNDERPOWERED, FIX IT RIGHT MOTHAFUKIN NAO!!!!" message in their queue.

Also, one of my favorite Star Citizen fan videos I see posted a lot, because i cry evertim

 

[WarrenPeace]

*looks at purchases*
Huh. I guess I have concierge too. Um...

How do I concierge?

p.s.: concierge concierge concierge concierge concierge

 

[Annitias]

Wait, do you mean Grand Admiral? I thought High Admiral was the minimum rank needed for consierge. How in the world are you not High Admiral yet with all your ship purchases? haha I don't know whether to wear the High Admiral rank as a badge of honor or shame (that at least I haven't become Grand Admiral yet)! Please, just do me a favor and never ever tell my girlfriend about my Billing and Subscription page.

Yes, Grand, in true TEST tradition that was a very intoxicated post after looking at how much I just spent on ships

 

[deathstrike]

Wear your CIG-issued monocle and smoke your CIGar?

 

[GrammarGestapo]

No. Talk to them about our nipple aloe plans. We need to be the center and have production rights for at least the next 20 in game years. Otherwise, how will we earn back the millions of dots we've spent on research and development?

 

[CaptainRichard]

Tell me more about this nipple aloe of which you speak. It sounds comforting.

 

[GrammarGestapo]

Tell me more about this nipple aloe of which you speak. It sounds comforting.

TEST aloe, the finest nipple aloe in the galaxy.
Conceived, designed and perfected by TEST drunks in the hope of soothing our fearless leader Montoya's endlessly twitching nipples; TEST nipple aloe is made from only the finest random things we found in the moisturizer section of CVS.

 

[ThomSirveaux]

Wear your CIG-issued monocle and smoke your CIGar?

I believe this is the best answer, so far.

 

[Walex]

TEST aloe, the finest nipple aloe in the galaxy.
Conceived, designed and perfected by TEST drunks in the hope of soothing our fearless leader Montoya's endlessly twitching nipples; TEST nipple aloe is made from only the finest random things we found in the moisturizer section of CVS.

Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiit
That sounds fancy as hell.
I've just been using this homemade mixture of IcyHot, Sriracha Sauce, and that green oil my girlfriend's grandmother always gives us for just about any injury or pain.

I think I stop noticing my nipples tingling (due to ship releases/new TESTees) because after I apply it, my nipples are burning instead...

 

[ThomSirveaux]

Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiit
That sounds fancy as hell.
I've just been using this homemade mixture of IcyHot, Sriracha Sauce, and that green oil my girlfriend's grandmother always gives us for just about any injury or pain.

I think I stop noticing my nipples tingling (due to ship releases/new TESTees) because after I apply it, my nipples are burning instead...

Y~Yamete, Nipplebalm-Sempai!~~

 

[AntiSqueaker]

Y~Yamete, Nipplebalm-Sempai!~~

it's...it's not like I wanted you to rub me on your n-n-n-nipples, or anything. BAKA.

 

[ThomSirveaux]

it's...it's not like I wanted you to rub me on your n-n-n-nipples, or anything. BAKA.

B~b~b~b~BAKA!~ *Quickly turns around and blushes profusely in strange hashed lines across cheeks*

 

[CrashMan054]

 

[ThomSirveaux]

Ano~ I guess I could~ rub you~ on my nipples~ if that's what you really want~