Murphy's Laws of the Verse.

[Wolfy]

Everyone, post a single Murphy's law relating to Star Citizen. Try to be original. If you enjoy what someone posts, give it a like. Don't make more than a single post with your law.

"Even when the landing pads are not full, they are full."


Remember to vote for Space Kitty's!

 

[Bambooza]

If grim hex looks clear you'll get shot.

 

[Shinlen]

If kareah security outpost is empty and you are wanted, it's not

 

[Xenorak]

If an Aurora exists, it will blow up.

...We all knew one like this was coming.

 

[Stevetank]

Boarding a ship works both ways.

 

[Takeiteasy]

Go into the middle of nowhere to mine in peace, will run into everyone else doing the same thing.

 

[Black Sunder]

The release date is never right, always late, and has 5 new 'features' you didn't need.

 

[Rear_Intruder]

No matter how many times Mr Roberts may rehearse a keynote live gameplay event, you just know that murphy's law will apply.

 

[Talonsbane]

If you think that you brought enough alcohol for your long adventure with your friends, they finished it off while it was your turn to sleep.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

If everything's going well, the enemy is in retreat, and we're about to hit the big money, @Blind Owl is about to log in.

 

[Stevetank]

If everything's going well, the enemy is in retreat, and we're about to hit the big money, @Blind Owl is about to log in.

TEST's greatest weapon:

@Blind Owl likes this.

 

[maynard]

TEST's greatest weapon:

@Blind Owl likes this.

truth

as many 'likes' as he gets, @Blind Owl gives out waay more

 

[Bambooza]

If @Montoya asks you to go first, you're wearing a red shirt.

 

[Talonsbane]

If @Montoya asks you to go first, you're wearing a red shirt.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

truth

as many 'likes' as he gets, @Blind Owl gives out waay more

He's like Santa of Likes. He likes liking. He gives likes away so that you have more likes to give away. He is the Pylon of Likes. We need additional Pylons. We need more @Blind Owl
We are all @Blind Owl

 

[Talonsbane]

There is an OLD expression, "there is no such thing as friendly fire", but that was way before the birth of TEST Squadron. If a lady from TEST Squadron likes you, she might choose to fire a friendly shot across your backside to say hello as well as encourage you to buy her a drink. Cheers! :beers:

 

[Nox2020]

If @Montoya asks you to go first, you're wearing a red shirt.

Scotty wore a red shirt! Pass the scotch!! And my red shirt.

 

[BluePilote]

We love our owl

 

[Ammorn]

Friendly fire isn't friendly.

 

[FZD]

If you hop on a passenger ship, chances are the pilot will be TESTie. We all know what happens when the pilot is TESTie.