Please don't like my thread-campaign
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It was worth 12% of my battery to read that wall of text.
Irishnutcase
Space Marshal
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You actually read it???
Yeah. Guy goes on adventure. No one knows he's out there. Gets in a jam. Only has a little water left. Runs out of water and decides to carry winshield cleaning fluid to drink in a worst case scenario. Worst case happens, so he drinks it. Finds a snake on a rock. Snake grants wishes by biting. Message exceeded 20,000 characters. End.
Ahhhh shit, it was that story about @CrudeSasquatch a couple years back. Nifty.
Well, it would be cruel to leave the story unfinished (since I didn't even win the thread anyways). Here:
http://natethesnake.com
There are about 30k more characters.
EDIT: SPOILER BELOW
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TL;DR: Whole story is a set up for a bad one liner: "Better nate than lever".
It doesn't make much more sense in context, either.
EpilepticCricket
Space Marshal
The story is a Feghoot. They're some of my favorite jokes to tell. Especially at family gatherings.
Are you saying even the owl respects the Canadian duck?
When hunting, do not mistake a flock of geese for ducks. Making that mistake will result in injury of death. They know many moose.Also, they come with a couple hundred of their closest friends:
True but the geese do taste significantly better then the ducks so worth it.
They both taste fowl to me :)
That's only because you only drink ultra low sulfur diesel.
That they do. Many many friends.Also, they come with a couple hundred of their closest friends:
Respect, yes. Eat, yes.
Moose is statically the most dangerous animal in Canada. Vicious.
Man had priorities
Haw haw haw.
Couple thousand liters at a time.