Sasquatch escape

[CrudeSasquatch]

Thank god this was not a video of me when I got drunk and manged to lock my self out of my hotel room with boxers on

I have seen the surveillance videos of myself doing that exact thing

 

[Blind Owl]

Hey at least I am not Canadian

You'd never be able to handle being a Canadian.

I KNEW he was holding out on us!

I'm scared of running out of beer.

"We are the offspring of death and death delivers us from the tantalizing, fraudulent attractions of life; it is death that beckons us from the depths of life"

Dude.....your book is emo as shit.

Right!! I need to read it.

Its all part of his evil genius. You read the book get depressed then you head over to his brewery to drown your sorrows and end up spending all of your money.

He's onto me.

"the presence of death annihilates all that is imaginary. We are the offspring of death and death delivers us from the tantalizing, fraudulent attractions of life; it is death that beckons us from the depths of life. If at times we come to a halt, we do so to hear the call of death... Throughout our lives, the finger of death points at us."
Yeah but that is some heavy shit.

And you wonder why I drink.

Oopps. Never mind my last post.

I'll decide! What did you just say?

Yeah there is a slight resemblance.

Only slight?

If Canada had credits....

(just the moose part)

Yay, meese!

Ooh yeah that's my cousin Rude Sasquatch. He told me all aboot that adventure.

He bought that book for our nephew. Haha.

That's.... a crazy read . Holy crap just the back flap makes me want to revolt against the Shaw

Down with the Shaw! Again! Look know great Iran is without him! *Snickers*

But your in Winnie the pooh

I really am. I rock.

Hey, this book about you is "a magnum opus and a major literary work of 20th century Iran"! Count your blessings, you could be a Family Guy character!

Don't you wish that evil on me!

 

[sum1]

You'd never be able to handle being a Canadian.

yes, I don't know how anyone handles being Canadian without drowning in a lake of syrup whale riding a moose and singing Oh Canada. or is that a common up there? "Hey, mountieeeee frieeend how was your hockieee game last night, don'tch know, EH." "It was off the wall, like a Tim Hortons on Tueeeesday, but can't talk about it now, there was another M-00S3 up at the lake, dont'ch know, EH"

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

yes, I don't know how anyone handles being Canadian without drowning in a lake of syrup whale riding a moose and singing Oh Canada. or is that a common up there? "Hey, mountieeeee frieeend how was your hockieee game last night, don'tch know, EH." "It was off the wall, like a Tim Hortons on Tueeeesday, but can't talk about it now, there was another M-00S3 up at the lake, dont'ch know, EH"

Oh mounted poo lice are contractually obligated to not dismount the moose

 

[Blind Owl]

yes, I don't know how anyone handles being Canadian without drowning in a lake of syrup whale riding a moose and singing Oh Canada. or is that a common up there? "Hey, mountieeeee frieeend how was your hockieee game last night, don'tch know, EH." "It was off the wall, like a Tim Hortons on Tueeeesday, but can't talk about it now, there was another M-00S3 up at the lake, dont'ch know, EH"

Well shit, I see Crude and I have corrupted you sufficiently enough to start the assimilation. welcome to Canada @sum1

 

[Bambooza]

yes, I don't know how anyone handles being Canadian without drowning in a lake of syrup whale riding a moose and singing Oh Canada. or is that a common up there? "Hey, mountieeeee frieeend how was your hockieee game last night, don'tch know, EH." "It was off the wall, like a Tim Hortons on Tueeeesday, but can't talk about it now, there was another M-00S3 up at the lake, dont'ch know, EH"

Some of this seems to be more from Minnesota. Of course I was a bit disappointed at Vancouver and Toronto with their lack of any ascents it wasn't until I went north of Toronto to Port Perry that @sum1 would have sort of fit in.

 

[sum1]

@Blind Owl @Bambooza

COME AND FUCKING TAKE ME!!!

 

[Blind Owl]

Some of this seems to be more from Minnesota. Of course I was a bit disappointed at Vancouver and Toronto with their lack of any ascents it wasn't until I went north of Toronto to Port Perry that @sum1 would have sort of fit in.

Yeah, you actually have to really look to find the kind of Canadian that Sum thinks we are. But he's slowly and surely turning into what he thinks of us. It's rather fun to watch.

@Blind Owl @Bambooza View attachment 9282
COME AND FUCKING TAKE ME!!!

Cute. You play airsoft.

 

[Bambooza]

Cute. You play airsoft.

And here I was thinking it was an open invitation to those who find him attractive.

 

[Printimus]

You'd never be able to handle being a Canadian.

I'm scared of running out of beer.

Right!! I need to read it.

He's onto me.

And you wonder why I drink.

I'll decide! What did you just say?

Only slight?

Yay, meese!

He bought that book for our nephew. Haha.

Down with the Shaw! Again! Look know great Iran is without him! *Snickers*

I really am. I rock.

Don't you wish that evil on me!

Running out of beer is a legitimate fear.

 

[sum1]

Cute. You play airsoft.

only 1 of the 5 guns is airsoft

 

[Blind Owl]

Running out of beer is a legitimate fear.

The greatest fear! Especially when Crude is visiting.

only 1 of the 4 guns is airsoft

You mean that your gun is always soft. That's unfortunate. You should see a doctor about that.

 

[sum1]

You mean that your gun is always soft. That's unfortunate. You should see a doctor about that.

I edited it, I assumed you did not want to see it that way. if you want I can send you the unedited version, That way you know what a man looks like. As you are from Canada this would be your first glimpse of a man, if you think you can handle it.

But only America's can Identify all the gun I bet

 

[Blind Owl]

I edited it, I assumed you did not want to see it that way. if you want I can send you the unedited version, That way you know what a man looks like. As you are from Canada this would be your first glimpse of a man, if you think you can handle it.

Bwaahahahaha, first glimpse off a man. Naw, I'm good.

But only America's can Identify all the gun I bet

Two pistols, a sniper rifle, an assault rifle, and a really small and flaccid penis.

 

[Printimus]

The greatest fear! Especially when Crude is visiting.

You mean that your gun is always soft. That's unfortunate. You should see a doctor about that.

that sun of a bitch

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

Two pistols, a sniper rifle, an assault rifle, and a really small and flaccid penis.

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[sum1]

Two pistols, a sniper rifle, an assault rifle, and a really small and flaccid penis.

well, I was right, it is going to take real men to identify them.

Bwaahahahaha, first glimpse off a man. Naw, I'm good.

I bet those are Americas Just like these boys

And here is your Canadians....

 

[Blind Owl]

well, I was right, it is going to take real men to identify them.



I bet those are Americas Just like these boys

And here is your Canadians....

Real American men eh? Slamming a Corona. Hard as fuck. Haha

 

[hardroc77]

@Blind Owl @Bambooza View attachment 9282
COME AND FUCKING TAKE ME!!!

Damn it! You made me spit my beer out. This is too great.

 

[sum1]

Damn it! You made me spit my beer out. This is too great.

you are very welcome, can you name all the guns?