Green Phoenix and Idris ships.
Hammerheads and new Endeavors.
Ships sales make night terrors,
Reclaimers make Aurora chips.
Hammerheads and new Endeavors.
Ships sales make night terrors,
Reclaimers make Aurora chips.
I'm Glad 3.1 Is Out...
- Thread starter cmink
- Start date
supitza
Vault Dweller
Radegast74
Space Marshal
How's this:
The money is out.
Yet, another ship to buy!
Wait for next payday.
I know a testie called Owl,
often his posts make me scowl.
His word use is frugal,
it makes me resort to google,
and im still made no wiser by Owl
often his posts make me scowl.
His word use is frugal,
it makes me resort to google,
and im still made no wiser by Owl
Is Owl from Nantucket? Might know a little poem about that...
I'm sorry I make you scowl;
I'll try to reduce my drivel.
Here, have a beer;
and I'll try to steer clear.
Ahhhh, fuck it, I'm a drunk Owl.
Ohhhh, what poem? What poem?!?
In the internet age, be careful what you wish.
The nantuckett poem is... different. Google "there once was a man from nantuckett" at your own risk.
Hahaha, I'm very familiar with the poem about the man from Nantucket. ;)
Understand the Internet Age dangers. Don't mean to offend. May I offer this as a visual description and also hold up my promise of Cat Gif's?
(Parental Discretion Advised: NSFW)
https://media.giphy.com/media/gqP7IW28gjCLu/giphy.gif
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Haha, offend? Me? Good Lord, I'm 39 years old and Canadian. I was born pre-offended generation.
I am afraid, though, that I have no idea what you mean about understanding internet age dangers, in this context. Being that I am old and Canadian you may have to spell it out for me.
With beer. Haha.
Okay,
Blind Owls mother is from Nantucket,
In 1979 she gave birth in a slop bucket.
Impregnated by a ships crew,
No father he knew,
And now he lives by the policy 'Oh F***IT'
(that took me 4 hours to compose)
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My God, it's beautiful! I won't tell mom though, she'd be horribly upset . . .
. . . that you got the year of my birth wrong. :maple_leaf::owl::maple_leaf:
That's some good drivel,
Inspiration, for me, it has given,
To rhyme on my own,
Till the cows come back home,
Coz' I got no idea where I'm going with this
Okey, I am of the mind that any thread can be hijacked by drunken feats of poetry at any given time.
So let's see if I can figure out how double dactyls work:
Beerbitty cheersbitty,
Montoya - TEST squadron,
Makes a vid, paints a dick...
Leader Supreme!
Stars are a bright zone, our
generalissimo
guides us on path of war
TESTies do beam
Okey, that was surprisingly hard.
So let's see if I can figure out how double dactyls work:
Beerbitty cheersbitty,
Montoya - TEST squadron,
Makes a vid, paints a dick...
Leader Supreme!
Stars are a bright zone, our
generalissimo
guides us on path of war
TESTies do beam
Okey, that was surprisingly hard.
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I do not like green eggs and ham,
I do not like them Sam I am.
I do not like them Sam I am.
Poem Jacking Thread
TEST server crash diversion
Shitpost ambrosia
Long live Seuss!
oh, wait...
TEST server crash diversion
Shitpost ambrosia
Long live Seuss!
oh, wait...
