@Blind_Owl jokes

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rules:
Every post must be a joke at @Blind Owl expense
every joke must include @Blind Owl.


Examples:
What is @Blind Owl favorite restaurant? HOOOTers

What does @Blind Owl saw when confused? To-whit to-why?

“Knock knock”
“who’s there?”
“Owl”
“Owl who?”
“That’s right! @Blind Owl hooo!”

“Knock, knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Owl”
“Owl who?”
“Owl be seeing you!”
"No you won't, your a @Blind Owl"

PS. This is what happens when I am boarded and waiting for Owl to get online to play games with.

 

[Deroth]

How many @Blind Owl s does it take to screw in a light bulb?

BEER!

 

[Fade691]

How many @Blind Owl mentions does it take for him to get online?

42!

 

[Vavrik]

How many @Blind Owl s does it take to screw in a light bulb?

BEER!

You have no idea how funny that was to me, because I was just going to say "the answers to any riddles asked are obviously going to be Beer."

 

[SullyQuindarius]

@Blind Owl is both blind and dumb. I stole his Aurora by posing as the Cry-Astro repairman.

Cry-Astro uses repair drones.



However, steal his beer at your own risk. My buddy tried that and then spontaneously combusted ten minutes later.

 

[maynard]

@Blind Owl is no joke

he is TOO REAL

be very careful here

 

[Blind Owl]

@Blind Owl is no joke

he is TOO REAL

be very careful here

Hahaha, I couldn't resist:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=too real
https://hackspirit.com/5-signs-youre-authentic-personality-real-people-handle/

 

[Stevetank]

Hahaha, I couldn't resist:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=too real
https://hackspirit.com/5-signs-youre-authentic-personality-real-people-handle/

What's @Blind Owl 's favorite beer?


An open one!

 

[Blind Owl]

What's @Blind Owl 's favorite beer?


An open one!

I'll drink to that!

 

[Beerjerker]

A good reputation I don't want to befoul,
But a sneaking suspicion causes my growl.
Open my fridge full of fear,
Once again, empty of beer,
And no one is hiccuping but @Blind Owl !

 

[Deroth]

A good reputation I don't want to befoul,
But a sneaking suspicion causes my growl.
Open my fridge full of fear,
Once again, empty of beer,
And no one is hiccuping but @Blind Owl !

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VERY GUILTY!!!

LOCK HIM UP!
LOCK HIM UP!
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LOCK HIM UP!
LOCK HIM UP!

 

[FZD]

You have no idea how funny that was to me, because I was just going to say "the answers to any riddles asked are obviously going to be Beer."

That's not true at all!

For example:
Why did @Blind Owl cross the road?
This side ran out of beer!

Oh, wait... God damn it!

 

[Blind Owl]

Damn, Owl drink to all of these jokes! Mostly because they're true. Haha.