Any Hockey fans out there?

[Blind Owl]

But. There's a group in Houston looking for an NHL hockey team - and horror of horrors, the Ottawa Senators are kind of looking for a new home. The Sen's are a good team, you can like them without really offending anyone. I mean they sometimes look at you with that smile that says, "poor guy"... but they're not offended.

Bwaaahahahahahhahha. It's funny because it's true.

 

[CrudeSasquatch]

If I were a betting man I'd bet that @CrudeSasquatch has many bad childhood memories involving hockey, to include but not limited to:

• Breaking through the ice
• Being chased by both teams, the refs, and all the parents trying to beat him with hockey sticks
• Everybody assuming he's a goon so they preempt the assumed behavior by cross-checking, high-sticking, and tripping him every chance they get then the refs giving him the penalty for instigating (when all he really wanted to do is hug it out)

Highly accurate.
Also, there was this one time that all the guys showered together and I took a selfie.

 

[Blind Owl]

Highly accurate.
Also, there was this one time that all the guys showered together and I took a selfie.

I don't know why they freaked out about that. I mean, everyone does the selfies, right?