I am all for automation. But this device is hands down (deep) the most asinine contraption I've ever seen! Who invented this? I imagine some cheeky fellow in a dimly lit basement trying to finger this out. Up at the crack of dawn getting his hands dirty for the sake of medical science. Eating only moon pies for sustenance. Then after being the butt of countless jokes for being so anal in his work he knuckles down and squeezes out a working model.
The good news? The U.S. Patent office will obviously approve of any asshole that applies.
(no puns were harmed, much, in the making of this reply.)