Thankfully not the song.
"Well bye bye American Avocado....."
Nah doesn't work
Wait a minute... Lets see...
To the tune of Dom McLeans American Pie
[INTRO]
A long, long time ago
I can still remember, how patch 2.5 used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my shot
I could pledge on those ships a lot
And maybe haters'd be quiet for a while.
But they never stopped their shouting
With every release they would be doubting
Bad news bears on Spectrum
Talking out their rectum
I don't know if I will sing
When I read about Beta and we'll finally win
But that will be the final thing
The day the butt hurt dies
[CHORUS]
So Bye Bye Miss Avacado, why
Took my Argo for the cargo
But the profit was shy.
And concept ships lined 'em up to buy,
Singin' this'll be the day that I fly
This'll be the day that I fly!
['VERSE 1]
Did you write the book of Lore
And do you have faith in the Pledge Store
If the backers tell you so?
Now do you believe in Chris Roberts?
Can the next patch stop all the butt hurts?
And will you wear your 2mil backer shirts?
Well, I know that you're dedicated guy
'Cause your Super Hornets in the sky
You've made all of your pledges
And the game comes out in wedges
Now the press stirs up all sorts of muck
But I don't really give a flying fuck
As I know that they'll be out of luck
The day the butt hurt dies
[CHORUS]
I started singing, Bye Bye Miss Avacado, why
Took my Argo for the cargo
But the profit was shy.
And concept ships lined 'em up to buy,
Singin' this'll be the day that I fly
This'll be the day that I fly!