Why do we exist? I don't mean as people inhabiting the planet earth, but why do TESTies exist? I have oft pondered this thought, and having pondered in great depth and breadth the associations inherent in such ponderance, including but not limited to the commonality of inebriation and existence, come to this conclusion. The culmination of existence for TEST members is beer, and thus beer is the reason for our existence, hence:
BIBO ERGO SUM
I DRINK, THEREFORE I AM!
BIBO ERGO SUM
I DRINK, THEREFORE I AM!