"Fuck you, Whomp!"
"Fuck you, Fuck Face"
"Fuck you Bowser, suck my dick and balls!"
Ahhhh, classic...
OMFG ! I'm putting together a PowerPoint presentation, based on old graphs in a report I did compared to updated graphs, and I sound just like that dude! Except I'm saying:
"Fuck you Microsoft" (as I discover where the layout option is on *this* version of PowerPoint)
"No, goddammit, no, that's not what I wanted to!" (when I try to copy and paste something from Word and it completely mangles the formatting)
"Are you going to do that every fucking time?" (when, every time I copy and paste to the PowerPoint, it opens up a side pane and asks if I need any presentation ideas...over and over...)
I have to stop swearing, my dog gets very upset when he hears cursing (he's a rescue, so who knows what abuse he went through before).